Bob's Hangover Mystery - A Rose, a Black Eye, and a Clean House

After attending his company's Christmas party, Bob woke up the next morning with an intense hangover. The events of the previous night were a blur, and he had no recollection of how he made it back home. Feeling awful, he couldn't help but wonder if he had done something wrong.

With great effort, Bob forced himself to open his eyes, and to his surprise, the first things he saw were a couple of aspirins placed next to a glass of water on the bedside table. And there, beside them, lay a solitary red rose! Sitting up, Bob noticed his clothing neatly arranged in front of him, freshly laundered and pressed. As he looked around the room, he realized that everything was impeccably tidy and spotlessly clean. The same level of order extended throughout the entire house.

Bob took the aspirins and winced upon catching sight of a sizable black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. It was then that he noticed a note hanging from the corner of the mirror, written in red ink with little hearts and a lipstick kiss mark from his wife. It read, "Honey, breakfast is waiting on the stove. I left early to buy groceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!" Intrigued, Bob made his way to the kitchen and found a hot breakfast, steaming coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son was already seated at the table, enjoying his meal.

Curiosity piqued, Bob asked his son, "Son, what happened last night?" His son replied matter-of-factly, "Well, you stumbled home past 3 A.M., completely intoxicated and out of control. You tripped over the coffee table, breaking it, and then proceeded to vomit in the hallway. That's how you ended up with that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, Bob inquired further, "But why is everything so perfectly arranged and clean? And why do I have a rose, with breakfast prepared for me?" His son chuckled and explained, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to clean you up in the bathroom. When she tried to remove your pants, you yelled, 'Leave me alone, bitch! I'm married!'"

[thatgumnutguy]

I mean they got a kid anyway so might as well lol

[XCloudy_SkiesX]

I’m so happy I found this as an ad on YouTube I love this so much 💀

[ingnitedtoast]

He never put the clothes on and he walked into the dining room butt naked.
As a matter of fact I’ve never seen any of these stick men wear clothes despite the existence of them ¬.¬

[daltonneels]

Husband has respect for his wife even drunk and won't take any other women but his wife

[thebestwagon]

When being drunk and calling your wife a b*tch works in your favour

[brainlesscratchandotherstuff]

How he not have the black eye in the flashback

[venomRSplaysMCNV]

Even back out drunk he couldn't Cheat on her

[Doyouwantfreechickennuggets.]

This guy meybe drunk but he is a not cheater