Programming Memes 4 || r/ProgrammerHumor

Let's check out some funny (or not?) programming memes if you're a nerdy programmer like me 🤓. Or maybe you just like programmer humor...

Music:
Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

[sassymacaroni]

stack overflow having a homepage got me wheezing- i’ve never seen it lol

[darkfllame]

cpp pointer to pointer : i know a guy who knows a guy

[PJM]

5:42 as a person who has successfully written an advanced virtual OS in Python and Tkinter, it is indeed a stupid idea

[Teekls]

7:06 this genuinely made me laugh out loud

[alifirhas]

1:05 Let's sprinkle some salt on the wound by getting him to do the debugging over a phone call

[csy]

Having to debug someone else’s code and realising that there were 3-4 other scenarios not taken care of and unit tests weren’t done = anger for the entire sprint

[skysorcerer]

3:42 This is technically wrong, as they are INDEED using an integer instead of a string. Strings typically have quotation marks around them.

[dot]

I remember in my freshman year, I had a C test and I had just installed the compiler the day before--was working fine and everything. The test day comes and my code editor acts like the compiler never even existed. I then asked the assistant in charge if I could use one of my friend's laptop once they were done cause mine was being a bitch, and he said sure. I got a laptop, finished the test and was about to show the compiled code to the assistant when the professor saw that I had two laptops on my table. I told her that my compiler wasn't working and tgat I asked the assistant if I could use another laptop. Said assistant then proceeds to act like I never asked him in the first place. Long story short I didn't get a grade for that test, but still managed to ace the exam at the end of the semester which helped my grade.

[adamschneider]

1:42 I literally had a junior dev do that and then push the code straight to production during a huge AD migration. That was a fun Teams call to everyone involved.

"Hey xyz, I see you made the last comit and pushed it straight to production. Why did you do that? This is breaking in production now."
"Well if you look at it Adam, it shouldn't be needed, its just a useless redundancy."
"xyz, this app didn't function until I fixed it. The reason you need a TryParse in this line of code is because the data is coming from a third party Point Of Sale system and in that system the area for height is a free text box. The users can enter anything they want, this TryParse is needed to determine if I have to perform Black Magic to determine what the height of someone was that they entered."
"Oh, really!? It's a free text box? Why would they do that?"
"xyz, Welcome to NOT COLLEGE. Next time you have a question about something, ask."

*Passive agressively sends him the pull request to accept*

I got mad thinking about that all over again. The audacity.

[oida]

4:38 these both for loops don't do the same.
for(i=1; i<=n; i++) lets i run from 1 to n, while for(i=0; i<n; i++) lets i go from 0 to n-1. If you wanted the first loop in the style of the second for(i=0; ++i<=n;).

[maestrulgamer]

0:33-For an answer a bit more correct:
web development:javascript
backend:java
mobile apps:(insert programming language)
games: C++ or C#
AI:Python

[akankshc]

my code: *works but I don't know why*
me: _mix of surprised pikchu and hehe boi meme_

[not_pockchan]

4:05 is litreally death note after L dies

[germanempireball]

5:42 as a python use
You insulted my entire race of people
But yes

[YAHUSHUAhaMASHIACHLOVESYOU]

Dude thanks for the memes. I laugh alot

[testchannelpleaseignore]

4:12 INCORRECT prof said firmware was software stored on non volatile memory

[pranavnyavanandi]

Man that Getting Ideas to solve a Bug was soo true man.

[MannyXVIII]

I keep notebooks and a cup of pens in my bed- and bathroom. Never will I have another idea that flies away before I can write it down to forget later.

[mikolajwojnicki]

7:48 great meme. Seems documented but actually useless

[SuperPupperDoggo]

5:51 well I mean RNA vaccines are basically just arbitrary code execution