My favorite Hub || Programming Memes 20 (r/ProgrammerHumor)

Let's check out some funny (or not?) programming memes from reddit r/ProgrammerHumor, if you're a nerdy programmer like me 🤓. Or maybe you just like programmer humor...

Music:
Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

[Blast-Forward]

2:59 Who would create a function setHealth that takes a STRING WITH UNIT?

ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC

[perodactyl]

It's called "git blame" because it tells you who to blame.

[bmanpura]

"Baby, can you touch me already?"
"Hold on, someone said that I can't reverse a binary tree?"
"Well okay baby. Find me in bed when you're ready to fork and make branches."

[dot]

those circular discs things, used to explain recursion, brought back painful memories for me

[--Arthur]

1:50 Authentication, determining whose face it is you're looking at. Authorization, locking or unlocking the door based on said face.

[irwainnornossa]

We already have a universal date format. ISO 8601. YYYY-MM-DD. And 24h time format, of course.

[xEvD]

GitHub: code pornography for AI's

[vectoralphaSec]

1:25 is the most true of all. NEVER reinvent the wheel. Always check if what you want is already in the standard library or some other 3rd party library first

[genghisdingus]

Git[Hub] video title:
Junior dev shows her == true. Gets railed by 4 Senior devs.

[nubbyboi]

How to invert a binary tree in Python:
from Tree import Invert
tree = tree.Invert()

[puzzleticky]

NEW MEME WORD IDEA
Ookami Mio: This is so bad i can't even hide my real voice on French
A random fan: Why don't you script the app?
Mio: OH MY GODDESS LET ME TRY *C++*

[MoritzDerErste]

the one with timetraveller and github caught me off-guard xD

[ninjakiwigames]

Today I was writing some code and there was no errors and everything looked good. But then it didn't work. I spent some time looking over it just to find out that I misspelled a word from one command in to another

[Rudxain]

1:48 that's actually *VERY* dangerous!
If you authenticate a user, they shouldn't be authorized to do anything they want to the server.
Imagine a user is banned: even if you authenticate them, they shouldn't have ANY authorization level, only read-access to stuff that can already be seen by non-logged users

[Rudxain]

3:16 if we were to assign them a gender, Java must be the woman, here's why:
Java: Talks a lot, gets nothing done, remembers your mistakes from 69 years ago, she makes everything revolve around classes, likes to cook spaghetti.

Python: name implies he has a thicc snake, concise, too permissive (maybe a lil too much), forgets about types (sometimes), makes no sense (`and` and `or` -have symbolic counterparts that behave exactly the same: `&&` and `||`. But- `==` and `is` are totally different)

Disclaimer: these are bad and old gender stereotypes, do not embrace them. I'm just using them for jokes

Edit: I realized Py has no `&&` nor `||`

[alephcake]

Remember bois. If an acronym has an X in it, it's 99.9999% a eX- word.
XML is eXtensible Markup Language.
rwx is Read, Write, eXecute.

[seriously]

imagine getting caught watching github

[Blast-Forward]

2:59 I never knew there was only a single old man.

[fantasypvp]

1:32 bruh that literally happened to me a few hours ago
Luckily it only took a minute or 2 to code lol, (I had to make something to select the greatest 3 numbers from a list, i could have used sort and taken an index but instead I iterated over and compared them to a second list of the biggest 3 values) pain

[enrott]

This isn't a text to speech voice this is his actual voice