Programming Memes 5 || r/ProgrammerHumor

Let's check out some funny (or not?) programming memes if you're a nerdy programmer like me 🤓. Or maybe you just like programmer humor...

Music:
Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

[lolroffel]

The SQL Injection number plate is hilarious

[InsomniaCast]

I am a Python dev and everything here is facts. I am binge watch your videos instead of developing right now and I have a meeting in a few hours to present my project that is not yet complete...

[cfbmoo]

I can one up the evil sign about kids, "Lost children will be taught COBOL."

[TrueXiarno]

2:39 As a game tester, that's why we record EVERYTHING. So if something happens, we have proof of it.

[efqdybx]

Dad: Stop lying, you actually cried because you code in JavaScript
Me: But i enjoy coding in JavaScript
Also me at the adoption center in 2 hours: that was worth it

[dimanarinull]

the meme with python being carried by C++ can be extended down to C and from that to ASM.
C++ was originally just an extension of C and Cfront(the deprecated original compiler for C++)
you can define template functions and structs by using the preprocessor and instantiate them using that define.

[efqdybx]

the first one cracked me up because i am a young programmer and was interested in programming because i tried out basic if statements and liked it, still this shit's fire

[_GhostMiner]

*5:10** using console.log is the programming equivalent of deleting the default cube in blender.*

[CD-vbfi]

the metronome swinging back and forth to loving and hating programming is so true!

[Kece]

Young person: I think I might be interested in programming.
University: Calculus, linear algebra, group theory, computation theory, formal languages...
Young person: Fuck it! I'll just run for Congress!

[captainmystery]

Bobby tables would be so proud at 0:16

[efqdybx]

The notepad meme: Appears
Me who codes in Notepad++: understandable XD

[Requiem]

After this, I went to check Stack Overflow homepage and it was literally the first time I've seen it

[joveaaron-real]

Visual Basic is actually a very begginer friendly programming language. It uses pure english and none of that "nullptr" nonsense
If you want to do a Try/Catch you do:
Try
' your code with exception
Catch ex As Exception
MsgBox.Show(ex.ToString)
End Try
If you want to define a variable you do:
Dim *variable_name * As *variable type (eg. String, Integer, Byte, Boolean) *
And to set a variable you do:
*variable_name * = *value *

[iAmTaki]

1:00 WAIT! I actually never saw the Stack Overflow homepage!!!

[RubyPiec]

god this tts is way better than all the other ones, only tts youtuber i'm gonna sub to.

[Zxanonblade]

1:07 wait stack overflow has a home page?

[gamerk]

@6:17 Is SW Engineer, can confirm the accuracy of this meme.

[christopherkrause]

I just now saw the stack overflow home age for the first time because of this

[GuiSmith]

Oh, the Stack Overflow homepage designers did not make it for developers. It’s made for marketing who always go to a homepage and will come to think “maybe we should be paying for this” whilst everyone has been using it for free for years.

Those are the sacrifices that must be made for the sake of the code.