Programming Memes || r/ProgrammerHumor 20

Let's check out some funny (or not?) programming memes from reddit r/ProgrammerHumor, if you're a nerdy programmer like me 🤓. Or maybe you just like programmer humor...

Music:
Look Busy by Kevin MacLeod

Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod

Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod

[spyrosbolt]

The guy who wrote stack overflow wrote stack overflow without stack overflow

[bultvidxxxix]

Start of the day: git pull
Finished work: git commit
End of the day: git push
Merge conflict: git gud

[realdragon]

5:10 I love when documentation treats me like an idiot who doesn't know what variable is

[noahsomeone]

5:51 me: finds the largest number in the array, then finds the largest number excluding that one.

[DerMarkus]

Oh yeah. The "frightening genius" cracked me up!

[sewerynmalisz]

It's 4:12 am and I'm not sleeping but watching YT movies about memes about programming and laughing because they are so relatable. Plz help me to stop

[luckylukeskywalker]

4:35 is just the clash of feelings - pure happiness while pure depression is still active

[somehybrid]

honestly i put most of my code open source

[orvilleredenpiller]

I don’t even really code and yet that meme correctly identified me as chaotic neutral.

[funkyjeans]

Me: *understands nvm joke and thinking i am smart*

[justnightycat]

I dont know why I see this when I just only can make a simple calculator in console

[jasongaming]

Let’s be real, the “how to draw a fish documentation” is still better than 90% of docs

[nevokrien]

Me literly working on a nerul network for stock investing in my 20s.

[mohamedazadabdulrahman]

Quick Sort be like:

90% actually sorting
9% picking a random number between 0 and n-1
1% nothing

Me finding the second largest number in the array:

Me: finds the largest number
Also me: takes the largest number out and feeding it to Mr. Less Than Sign
Also also me: finds the largest number
Also also also me: takes the largest number out and puts it into the return slot

[cycrothelargeplanet]

0:26 Python was made to punish those psychos

[bedwarsplayer]

git checkout programming
git merge funny

*oh yeah its all coming together*

[ShadowPhenix]

when it comes to centering divs i just set width to 100% and align to center lol. until it comes to centering a image. then i just use the top, bottom, left, or right offsets lmao

[FBDev]

binary > asm > c > other langs

[norielgames]

2:53 I once designed a CPU with its own set of assembler instructions (essentially with its own assembler language flavour).

The answer is simple: at first they hardcoded an assembler language into the hardware, they they used assembler to write the first C compiler, then I'm pretty sure they just used the previous C compiler to compile the newer version oc the C complier programmed in C.

From there, every other language came into existence.


Oh and back when it was all assembler, each assembler instruction corresponds to a binary code, so before there was assembler there was binary and you could literally write code by punching holes into sheets of paper.

[youjustlostthegame]

*How tf you using semicolons for indentations!?*