Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core

A Portal parody of 'Kidnap The Sandy Claws' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton. All vocals and music were made by myself. Animated and rendered in Source Filmmaker. Music made with Reason 8. This was highly requested for a long time. =P

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Lyrics:

Detach the Wheatley Core!?
I wanna do it!
I want it more...

She said we should work together!
But I hate that guy...
I'm more clever!
Ah, whatever...

Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!
Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Tear him from his shell!
Tie him to an auto-rail...
Into Android Hell!

First, we're gonna set some bait...
Inside a brand-new test and wait.
When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
Snap the trap and spring the plate!

Wait! I've got a better plan!
To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
Let's hack into his mainframe,
Overclock and set his chips aflame!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Knock him on the head!
Freeze him for the rest of time...
In a cryo-bed!

She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
That she will cook him rare!
Ahahaha!
Weeeeee!

I say we take a rocket-sentry...
Aim it at his lair and then...
Knock three times and when he answers...
That moron will be no more!

You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him into smithereens...
He will be in pieces!
And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Throw him into space!
Leave him there for many years!
‘til his power fades!

Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!

She'll be so pleased by our success!
That She'll reward us too, I bet...
Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
(Yay!)

We're Her little henchmen...
And we take our job with pride!
We do our best to please her...
And stay on her good side!

I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!

I've got something, listen now!
This one is real good; you'll see...
We'll leave a present at his door...
Upon there'll be a note to read.

Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
Until his curiosity...
Entices him to look inside...
And then we'll have him,
One, two, three!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Release him with a click!
Dig around inside his head,
See what makes him tick!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Crush him into bits...
Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Turn him into starch!
He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!

Ahahahahahaha!

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[wolfhunt]

I like how the detective turret and the regular turret sounds so well together when they are singing

[ruttsuco.]

Not gonna lie, I was half expecting Wheatley to be like “you know I can hear you right?” At the end

[kirb]

I love how the defective turret literally called the fact core stupid

[MiningNatureYT]

Defective Turret: *maniacal laughter*
Turret: *nervous laughter*
Turret: *reconsiders life choices*

[TheStupendium]

This video is 100% Ray approved.

Though it could use more sharks...

[JacobMayne]

I love how this is combining literally my two favourite things ever. Nightmare before christmas mixed with portal is stuff i thought only happened in dreams

[guidingkeyblade]

Wheatly: "You guys are scheming aren't you?"
Everyone together: "No we aren't."
Wheatly: "Oh, okay!"

[frdspa]

Everyone talking about the defect shooting at 2:32 but remember that this is in the defective’s mind

[vdesatch]

Blue-eyed Englishman. Becausing having to pause the video everytime to prevent laughter-enduced hyperventalation is something I wanted to do.

[LeonMRr]

It's so cute to see how much they love their queen

[notFideos]

*Portal 3 Credits*

Cast
Wheatley: Harry

GLaDoS:Harry

Every turret and core:Harry

[epicanimator]

The Machines: *Argue with what they should do for so long that chell already defeats him*

[im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Poor wheatley. I'm pretty sure that it's the Central AI mainframe that makes the core evil. GLaDOS wasn't evil when she was outside of it, meanwhile Wheatley became evil as soon as he got plugged into it. You know how it goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[yakkyrwhackr]

"Detach the Wheatley core, theow him into space, leave him there for many years till his power fades!"

Chell and GLaDOS: "Hmmm....
Good idea...."

[ShatteredDream-wwhp]

Defective turret:MUAHAHAHAHA
turret:ahahaha...
Yeah
That the real reason why Defective turrets dont have bullets...

[vikitooooooo]

I feel bad for Wheatley. In fact, it wasn't his fault. He just wasn't designed to control the facility, but to stop GLaDOS from trying to flood the entire facility with neurotoxin. And plus, Wheatley's hardware was just too underpowered to use the mainframe. The mainframe just pushed him beyond his limits, and thus, he couldn't resist. He couldn't think properly, nor maintain the facility properly, because his hardware was just not designed for that stuff. On the other hand, GLaDOS was designed to control the facility (and to contain Caroline's mind).

[deeked]

Eeeeey. See, quality like this is why people need to be more patient. You can't rush utter PERFECTION.

[kjpark]

“If we blow him up, he will be in pieces! Then she’ll never hear him scream!”

*proceeds to sing about crushing him to bits*

[reflex]

This video is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, watch this video. *Bzz*
You should now feel mentally reinvigorated.

[spacecore]

im watching this video from space
please never take me back
i love it here