Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core | Instrumental + Vocals

The instrumental and vocal tracks for 'Detach The Wheatley Core' - a Portal parody of 'Kidnap The Sandy Claws' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton.

All vocals and music were made by myself. Animated and rendered in Source Filmmaker. Music made with Reason 8.

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Lyrics:

Detach the Wheatley Core!?
I wanna do it!
I want it more...

She said we should work together!
But I hate that guy...
I'm more clever!
Ah, whatever...

Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!
Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
La, la, la, la, laaa!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Tear him from his shell!
Tie him to an auto-rail...
Into Android Hell!

First, we're gonna set some bait...
Inside a brand-new test and wait.
When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
Snap the trap and spring the plate!

Wait! I've got a better plan!
To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
Let's hack into his mainframe,
Overclock and set his chips aflame!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Knock him on the head!
Freeze him for the rest of time...
In a cryo-bed!

She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
That she will cook him rare!
Ahahaha!
Weeeeee!

I say we take a rocket-sentry...
Aim it at his lair and then...
Knock three times and when he answers...
That moron will be no more!

You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him into smithereens...
He will be in pieces!
And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Throw him into space!
Leave him there for many years!
‘til his power fades!

Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!

She'll be so pleased by our success!
That She'll reward us too, I bet...
Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
(Yay!)

We're Her little henchmen...
And we take our job with pride!
We do our best to please her...
And stay on her good side!

I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
I'm not the dumb one!
You're no fun!
Shut up!
Make me!

I've got something, listen now!
This one is real good; you'll see...
We'll leave a present at his door...
Upon there'll be a note to read.

Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
Until his curiosity...
Entices him to look inside...
And then we'll have him,
One, two, three!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Release him with a click!
Dig around inside his head,
See what makes him tick!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Crush him into bits...
Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!

Detach the Wheatley Core!
Turn him into starch!
He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!

Ahahahahahaha!

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[popotofyn]

2 videos in the same week!

Who overclocked harry?

[dawsonglawe]

Instrumental: The more exciting-sounding one
Vocals: The way it ACTUALLY happened.

[the.engihere]

" " My favorite line in this video.

[deviouschinchilla]

i see the defective turret finally has bullets

[Iumera]

I love the instrumental version. <3

[boisterousboy]

3:02 what it sounds like when you and you’re friends try to sing the song

[livo]

I think that you could make the Portal 3 alone without help.

[klibra]

This is so cool! I am amazed the way you doing portal-style instrumental. The vocals without instruments sounds really... interesting. But your work is awesome!
Honestly, I'm really happy about relationship between you and the fans. When you released "Detach the Wheatley core" after such a long time, fan base accept it with really positive emotions. Maybe it was a little bit sarcastic (like myself) but that was all about it. And it's so nice from your side to give attention to us. Like really, I listed a lot of comments under the last video, and someone gets a reply, someone a like button. No one isn't noticed. That's all that I want to say.
I wish you good luck, inspiration and success in art! (and sorry for my grammar mistakes, if there any)

[SilentTremors]

I have a feeling this year won't be quite so bleak, with you making content.
On another note, it seems lile a crazy cult meeting without the instruments accompanying the vocals.

[manifestationofthelaughing]

I half expected the Fact Core to say, "Why are we speaking in rhymes?"

[orion]

Since his voice sounds like wheatly why not sing idk still alive with his voice

[gryphonzx]

3:02 some rebellious bots just talking about their Friday night plans.

[shemhazi]

Remember before, when I asked for an instrumental version? That prayer has been answered! Thank you and again, SUPERB WORK.

[geekymichal]

THANK YOU <3
defiantly gonna learn how to play it on the piano :D
i think youre the best youtuber in the world! thank you for making my day everyday!

[maximalepositiviteit]

New record for harry. 2 videos in 2 days. gg haha

[PresumedGecko]

Without music: what I sound like singing in the shower

[Novahem.]

NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST, LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

[imbored]

This will be useful for anyone wanting to make remixes/mashups and whatnot. Thanks for uploading.

[twosidedpolygon]

Great, but I usually prefer to have these as separate videos cause I love to listen to your instrumentals on loop, not so much the vocals, it just seems so quiet when it's only the vocals XD

[KingChilled]

The instrumental is the best thing I have ever heard!