Helping Persephone

#mythology #zeus #hades #persephone #demeter #underworld #coverforme #percyjackson #heroesofolympus

[Batmanstabbingadog]

“Hades is a pretty good guy”
Hollywood: sorry I couldn’t hear you

[buddycatdudeguy]

I think it's hilarious that of all the gods, the one who presides over the underworld and the dead is not only one of the nicest and most helpful, but has arguably the best love life.

[idkwhat]

Zeus:Who are you?
Enemy:Your son
Zeus:Do you know how little that narrows it down?

[ClassifiedBagel]

Zeus: if you eat food in the underworld you can’t leave
Tantalus: wait a minute...

[misellus]

zeus: "im here to take you back"
persephone: "hold on this whole operation was your idea"

[loki]

Persephone: "thanks alot DAD"
Zeus: "F**k off I don't work well under pressure"

[wolfbane]

Zeus : " Stockholm syndrome "

Me : " that's rich coming from you. "

[sovereignshark]

To be fair: Hades in Mythology is like that no bullshit, chill uncle, who takes things very seriously, but is chill af, like remember Hercules, and so many other stuff, he's a balanced dude,

[aneko]

"She dead bro"
"I know she is in the underworld"
"Uh..."

[satinekryze]

Zeus : I can’t think of any reason why not
Persephone: I could think of ten off the top of my head

[lobster]

I love how Hades is just the most pure hearted “good dad” energy character in Greek mythology. and him being scary as heck only adds to that. Even the best dad should still be scary on top of everything else.

[Pixel-Cheese-Cake]

Her: have you ever seen a baby Cerberus
Zues: no
Her: look
Zues:

[danielbickford]

If Persephone heard the half a fruit equals half a year she would have stuffed the other half of the pomegranate in her mouth.

[riches]

when persephone was in underworld, demeter did really go crazy : she stopped eating and drinking and wondered the world raving mad, in the end she was in her temple wearing a black dress with white messy hair and skinny body.

[altawaller]

What I really find funny about a version if this mythology is that gods were trying to win her hand and hades fell in love with her too but demeter was shooing everyone away so he told his brothers he was in love and they basically tried to wingman it and said go talk to her and when he got there he was like he freaked out and kidnapped her lol

[thepolishmarksman]

I did a play on this in gradeschool and I had the role of hades and my crush had the role of Persephone. All I remember saying was, “BUT I LOVE YOU BEUTIFUL PERSEPHONE!” I hated and loved that day

[nierinwolfy]

I'm wondering why Disney make Hades a villain like pal he is a good devoted husband.

[noctys]

Pershephone: “One job. One job! YOU HAD A ONE FUCKUNG JOB!”

[chaos_opossum]

Wholesome, or as wholesome as greek mythology gets lol

[finnmchugh]

Let's not forget when Demeter was willing to make the mortal world starve to death over this dilemma, in an attempt to overwhelm the Underworld with too many souls of the dead and Hades was willing to take a step further with "Try it and I'll release them to the mortal world" thing and I have to say fair play.