Patrick Bateman Morning Routine

#shorts

[allentowns]

Some say this man is already 50 yrs old but with all the effort to stay young he still looks 15

[itachu.]

15 year old guys when they wake up 1 hour before the alarm :

[RayatHabib]

My daily routine:
1.get up from the bed.
2.Take a shit.
3.brush my teeth

edit: First time I get many Likes❤

[brandenpywell]

My routine
1.shit
2.get out of bed
3.shower
4.get ready
5.brush teeth

[gg]

let’s see paul allen’s morning routine

[Dane-skdkkf]

(Can‘t beat a person who has read the book)
He does not shower in cold water, that surprised me as well but he says in the book that he takes warm showers.

[DEDGsmith]

Cold will make me young me getting sick from the cold 🥶

[soumyajitpatra-bdgi]

My morning routine
1) Wake up 5:15
2) Exercise
3) Meditation
4) Brush teeth
5) get ready
6) rush out to tution. 😅

[CardinalsFanBoy]

Start to wake up at 5 am bud! You'll get an extra head start with me and others! Bed by 10!

[lericebowl]

My routine is:
1. Wake up
2. Take a shit
3. Get out of bed

[ChiralityPracticality]

Only one hundred! Patrick wouldn't be impressed!😂

[TylerDurden.]

My Routine:
1.get tf up
2.stretching my legs
3.wash my face + pee
4.coffee+banana
5.get tf

[hamzamgh]

Why are you rinsing off your moisturizer? 💀

[slken]

so cringe i just came for the skincare tutorial

[m]

Morning routine
Wake up
Pushups 60 or 100
Cold shower
coffee
Leave house

[landisamrey-iqhq]

My morning routine is
- wake up
- washing face and teeth
- shower
- Toner
- Ampoule
- Essence
- serum
- Glow mist
- sunscreen face
- sun spray
- primer
- foundation
- contour
- eye brow
- lashes
- bake loose powder
- lip balm
- glow spray
- boy serum
- body sunscreen
And go to the job

[jeed]

Dude your young…your skin already has no flaws lol

[SlessNinja]

bro did the shower first instead of exercise 😭

[RetiredAccount]

Shout out to Patrick Batman (Literally me) for teaching us that a self care routine isn't gay, No cap, fr fr

[HA-njqt]

Why would someone wash there face THEN workout. Would it not be better for your skin if you were to workout then do skin routine