My morning routine Patrick Bateman style

[nexxbeats]

My morning routine:
Wake up
Take a shit
Get out of bed

[pancake]

Nice, Let's see Paul Allen's routine

[kafox]

my morning routine :
Wake Up
stare at the wall for 5 minutes
Get back to sleep

[DAILYRECIPEwithseema]

study ❌
goals ❌
money ❌
Patrick Bateman ✅

[Sandokqn]

My morning routine:
- wake up
- go to work because nobody else pays the bills.

[babobanks]

That unemployed friend on a Monday Morning

[Mohsinbajwa]

My routine when I wake up:" thanks god because I am alive "😂

[why_choose_u]

My morning routine: wake up and off alarm and sleep again.😂

[randomdudeonyoutube.]

Impressive, very nice. Let's see your morning routine Paul Allen style.

[eledersweeney]

Bro does more in a morning than me in a whole week 💀💀

[Anriyzel]

My Morning Routine:
1. Wake Up
2. Lament Fate
3. Ah shit...here we go again

[shadow.]

Breakfast: *I’m gonna pretend i’m not here*

[mrmostafa]

My morning routine:

Ignore the alarm
Take a nap for 15 minutes.
Another nap for 30 min 
Wake up
Pick my phone
Watch some shorts
Realizing I'm late 
do everything in a rush 
Miss the bus
Go to work late
Get fired 
Apply for another job
Back home
Eat
Get on bed
Continue watching reels till 3 a.m.
inner talks till 5 a.m.
Watching sunrise 🌅
Go to the new job
Sleep at work
Get fired
Back home
Sleep
Repeat

[jfry]

My morning routine:
1. Wake up.
2. Cry and scream in despair to the realization of my actual life.
3. Go to work.

[sharafatislam]

My daily routine:

1. Wake up to reality.
2. Go back to sleep.

[andreavdalyan]

My morning routine:
- wake up
- get up
- contemplate my life
- think about changing it
- leave it for later
- sleep

[BxxV]

My honest morning routine:
1. Get out of bed
2. Rubbing my eyes
3. Take a piss
4. Shower
5. Eat breakfast

[uchamaev]

-can we have Patrick Bateman
-no, we have Patrick Bateman at home

[lukasprien]

My morning routine:
Getting out of bed
Wake up

[xAnomaly]

Your unemployed friend on a Wednesday: