I tried Patrick Bateman’s morning routine for 1 week

[nayabperwaiz]

My Daily morning routine -
1. Wake up
2. Take a shit
3. Get out of bed

[INDRIDCOLD]

Now let's see Paul Allen's routine.

[zaderq]

Impressive very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s routine

[kylekelsey]

“I tried cleaning my face for a week and after a week my face was clean”

[vyrnius]

next video: I tried Patrick Batemans night routine and ended up in jail

[punstartracer]

people finding out they can shower and exercise from a serial killer

[tirasgo]

Patrick doesn't do a thousand stomach crunches, he says CAN do a thousand

[monke]

The amount of cheek biting is actually insane

[NovaNation]

Guy learns how to take care of himself from a serial killer

[MeteoriteJoe]

His daily wake up routine-

1.go through puberty again.
2.that’s it.

[layparisss]

This ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION IS HILARIOUS 😭😭😂😂😂😂

[virtueofabsolution]

Home boy literally just discovered “washing your face in the morning”

[zacharysmithey]

Bro had to learn basic hygiene from a movie about a sociopath

[genjutsu]

before skin care routine: no jawline
after skin care routine: gigachad jaw line

[glxcksmith]

“After a week, my acne was gone and I turned into a serial killer”

[fxded_]

Patrick Bateman routine:
1. Ice face
2. 1000 sit ups
3. stretchy time
4. shower
5. bedtime cuz it took hours

[shonuff]

Its insane that American Psycho has become a guide for how men think they should live 😂😂

[Yikes]

"He then does 1000 crunches which is insane to do immediately after waking up"
Some might even say youd have to be a psycho to do that.

[daisyvi]

he got rid of his acne 9 times in one week 💀

[mattc]

"I tried washing my face, and it turns out it helped my acne."😂