I’m on lockdown so I watched all 14 Land Before Times

In these unprecedented times the only place we can go is the Great Valley.

Click your favorite premise for The Land Before Time 15:

[andreacaininstinct]

Granny Bront: "Cousins, who will take me to the Night Flower?"
Some random bronto, immediately, with no shame at all: "Not me."

[peachbIossom]

"his name is Guido and he's just hideous" me introducing my d&d characters to the table

[bailey-nhvu]

this is the hard hitting journalism we need in these unprecedented times

[hannahstarinieri]

Chomper’s bilingual status is kinda cute. Like a Latino kid who speaks English in school but Spanish to their parents.

[tragicallyhypno]

"I have no sense of time in these films" feels like an accurate thing to say for a series titled "The Land before Time."

[KristensReality]

"This video will contain spoilers for the Land Before Time franchise"
I literally paused for a moment to decide if I could live with the 14 LBT sequels being spoiled for me.

[SlurpeeTheUnholy]

There's something primally hysterical about the sentence "Daddy Tops is racist"

[oneghost]

I particularly love the line "I remember seeing trailers for a sequel where the main kids befriend a baby T-Rex and being intrigued by this."
As if child Jenny was sitting watching TV and thought to herself
"Hm yes, thats an interesting departure, I'm looking forward to seeing where they take this, could make for some interesting character drama."

[liljanott]

11:04 "I have no sense of time in these films"
That's because it's th-
It's the Land B-

[Matrobben]

"The Yellowbellies are named Loofa, Doofa, and Foobi. I hate them terribly, these awful idiot dinosaurs" is such a powerful line so full of scorn I feel like it could be from some long lost Edgar Allen Poe short story

[lydiaxxxx]

"Cousins, who will take me to the Night Flower?" "ᴺᵒᵗ ᵐᵉ"

[lhn]

I very distinctly remember those egg stealing dinosaurs so much that I forgot they weren’t in the original film, like in my mind they are the main villains of the whole franchise that egg song really must have got to me

[kittyboo]

“Daddy Topps is racist” may be the best sentence anyone has ever said

[cain]

Littlefoot contextlessly saying ‘and rob you of your dignity?’ is actively killing me rn

[evelyndill]

Can u imagine having to animate 12 full minutes of guido sleepwalking

[BoopaKing]

Further proof of Chomper being the best character is in the cartoon.
The cartoon has a reoccurring villain in Red Claw and his two goons Thud and Screech.

In one episode, Chomper and Duckie get stranded on a ledge with Thud, and the entire time Thud tries to eat them but his tail is stuck in a pile of rubble so he can't reach.
Thud ends up mocking Chomper and telling him that no one is coming, but of course he's proven wrong and when the gang comes back to save Chomper and Duckie, Thud looks incredibly defeated as he resigns himself to being stuck since he knows of course no one is coming for him.

Then Chomper turns around and helps Thud lighten the load off his tail. He doesn't free him entirely, but he pushes enough rocks away so that Thud could wiggle his way out with some effort after everyone left.
The conflict ends with Thud repaying his debt to Chomper by leading Red Claw on a false trail when he knew Chomper and the gang were cornered.

Chomper saved the life of a dino who unapologetically tried to eat him and his friends on multiple occasions and insulted him and his friends multiple times and clearly had no remorse for his actions. Chomper is _the_ best boy.

[ChewyTwee]

"Catch me in a lie..."
"R O B Y O U O F Y O U R D I G N I T Y"
Littlefoot is too conscious of what he's doing to his kindergarten teacher

[brentphillips]

My favorite bit in LBT 5 was when Chomper's parents see him with the gang and tell him not to play with his food.

[sssssBOOM]

Daddy Tops has "no fats, no femmes, no asians" and "just a preference" on his grindr profile

[nictopus]

The scene where they're drowning and an aquatic dinosaur comes from out of nowhere to save them is a classic Deus Loch Machina