Minecraft Live: Mojang Public Announcement

[gxd-dfqg]

It was easy to see that this was filmed in a studio because there weren't any people chanting "CAVE UPDATE!" in the audience.

[Mrdidelphis]

Mojang Studios: "As you can see, this was not a real press conference."

How could we tell?

[Pixelcraftian]

"I will see you at Minecon--, excuse me, Minecraft Live"
They knew what they were doing.

[roculegends]

Mojang: We have an announcement to make
Everyone: ok what is it?
Mojang: That was

[JonnoPlays]

Mojang: we have an announcement to make, pay attention 📢
Also Mojang:

[maestrom]

I love how Minecraft doesn’t let things get leaked so each year you get everything all at once and you have no clue what it will be

[dippyyy]

Mojang: We’re adding a new mob and you choose.
Everyone: So what are our options?
Mojang: *No*

[worldmapperoriginal]

Everyone: add cave upda...

Mojang: Let's add some flowers.

[IvonaldoLima]

it would be great if the theme of the new update was 'above and below', bringing both updates, Caves and mountains.

[Smallkittylove]

Everyone: CAVE UPDATE

Mojang: Lol not a press conference

[worldmapperoriginal]

Everyone: cave upda...

Mojang: see there! we have a netherite slab!

[EastofAll]

“When are we getting a cave update?”

“Good question.”

[JonnoPlays]

Mojang: promises RTX Update
Mojang: promises Cave Update
Mojang Marketing: promise more updates
Mojang: say no more, I got you fam...




promises Update about an Update

[boid]

Mojang: We'll let you add a new mob

Community: *votes for a new mob*

Mojang: Phantom 2.0

Update: First 1.5k Likes in a comment ever. I didn't even said anything substantial, I just said something that's Likely to happen.

[ImnotChrisss]

MC Players: We want Cave Update please we are begg-

Mojang: Aye! look a Cow with flowers!

(This comment didn't age well)

[Thonck-]

Everyone: So will this be the cave update?
Her: Excellent question, such an excellent question. An absolutely excellent question, wow what an excellent question.


No.

[floorgangmember]

Everyone: Cave Update.
Mojang: Grass will now be 3 blocks high.

[CJ-jubq]

Mojang: Everyone gets to vote on a new mob.

Everyone: CAVE MOB

[gloriahernandez]

"I will see you at Minecon--- *clears throat* excuse me, Minecraft live"

[savien]

“I’m not gonna tell you right now”

Everyone: I GOT PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE