i HATE hair?!

[Gforcetired]

'Flavor savour' just caused such an immediate reaction I CANNOT 😅

[KristenRowenPliske]

No, Zach does not have a beard. He has a five-o’clock shadow or maybe light scruff. Jonny has a good scruff-becoming-a-beard & Miles has a full beard. If you can catch your food in your beard & “save it for later”, you have a beard. lol
My husband will shave in the morning & look like Jonny by noon (I exaggerate only a little bit).

[ClarfB]

well. thinking about having hair for teeth actually made me gag

[artsypolarbear]

Hair for teeth obviously. You can cut the hair and get dentures. You can't however get very good replacement fingers.

[charlottekesterton]

Ok i have thoughts on this. Hair for teeth, keep it shaved real low, wear dentures over the top. Is it ideal? No. But its better than TEETH FOR FINGERS

[Jade-txlv]

So rhinos horn is hair. The question did not specify the type of hair so. I’d take the hair teeth and just have them be really hard hair like the dang horn. Lol

[mariee.]

Jonny's lack of involvement surprised me. 😅

[mikilaa]

Johnny and Miles are two different flavours of the same person.

[Zeffer]

I'm the same as Johnny with hair but with teeth 😭

[MysteriousC]

I think hairy bacon just means they didn't shave the pig beforehand, right?

[daphneglasurus]

Still trying to understand how they both ended up choosing hair for teeth when they literally both said they don’t fuck with hair things

[lulu_cat_]

Don't we already have teeth for fingers because, if I remember correctly, teeth are just a part of our skeleton that we brush. So teeth be bone. And we have bones. Bones in our finger meat.

[broadwaywes]

I could survive filter feeding I guess

[wouldntyouliketoknow]

Everything about this clip made me gag. I hate it all.

[ryukiravenwing]

Hair for teeth makes me think of how blue whales have those wierd bristle-teeth, good for filtering
And teeth fingers would be more like a grinding tool, like for pre-chewing nuts and hard foods.
Just food for thought.

[chronicAngel]

The fact that nobody mentioned whales.

[justincoleman]

Even if you did consider that a beard, there’s no way any food is getting trapped on that stubble.

[Raevynwing]

I don't care if it is one hair in my entire meal and it's just on top. I will not eat that meal.

[cloudyskyz]

Teeth for fingers, or teeth for finger nails? Cause if it’s the entire finger, then that fucking sucks. If it’s just the finger nail, that’s fine.

[justincoleman]

Would. You. Rather…
Get a handy from teeth fingers?
Or a blowy from hair teeth?