Casually Explained: Group Projects

The Selective Group Memory Paradox: Every individual believes they're the only one who did any work.

[jerrie]

Ya know, group projects are meant to help us learn teamwork and trust, but from my experience, I learned​ to never trust anyone and that I'm better of on my own.

[kalebbruwer]

There are actually two phases:
1) Doing everything by yourself the night before.
2) Making sure your group members can explain what you did in case the tutor asks them to.

[d.cheung]

Shouldn't have dropped engineering

[vijitharanvallipavan]

"You kinda miss everyone a little bit...
but not enough to hang out with them" 😂 college life

[ContinualImprovement]

"While this can be pretty hot, it's not in this context." 😂

[tipsykirsche]

"the entire thing was written by a single person, the night before"





*I felt that*

[Energyxxer]

Here are the real 5 stages of group work:


1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance

[salamandersaladman]

My group process
1. Procrastinate
2. Procrastinate
3. Procrastinate
4. Procrastinate
5. Realize that the project needs to be done tomorrow and throw together in 2 minutes

[avo]

"i was slightly better at problem solving, but i was filled with contempt and disappointment for all human life" same

[thatperson]

the best part is when you can choose your own groups so you can either synergize amazingly with all 2 of your friends or realize that your friends are the ones that dont do work

[Ecb]

You forgot the dlc dealing with that one guy who dose nothing but when he is forced to it looks trash so we just let him do nothing

[dylanhankamer]

I’m shook I always thought I was humble af with the 2nd to last name trick

[nickunderscore_]

pro tip - don't sleep with anyone you do a group project with

not that this has ever been a problem before

[fumothfan]

End of the project group evaluations:
-Guy who does most or all the work scores everyone else equally
-Guy who doesn't show up gives everyone top scores
-Guy who did a moderate amount of work gives everyone low scores
-Guy who presented and answered the most bullshit questions in the most dodging ways doesn't score at all

Reality: Everyone takes the uber lyft driver pack (i 5 stars you 5 stars) and we all go our separate ways.

[Razbeariez]

All of my finals in college are group projects, this video is a summary of my life.

[NathamelCamel]

It's a carry or get carried process

[HammerBros]

Trying to finish the group project early?
IT NEVER HAPPENS

[alphabetaomega]

I once wrote the group project alone at the end
It was funny and annoying to see whom the teacher liked most and least.
I got a B. Someone else as well got a B. Someone got a C. And someone got an A*

[milanpatel]

the only group project that has ever been successful is when someone has that natural leader attribute and is kind to the rest of the group. kinda obvious I know but shout out to my boi Jim for being legend

[MrGeneralPitbull]

When I die I want the people who did group projects with me to lower me into the ground. So they can all let me down one last time.