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[clipsofdantes]

ELDEN RING SUBATHON LIVE RIGHT NOW

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[crunch]

How am I supposed to become a 20 foot werewolf with a 12in dingaling

[kasagure.]

i wanna keep the girlie's secrets and say he's wrong but he legitimately cracked the code

[leventevoros]

He's not wrong tho. The secret is right under our noses and most of us don't even realize

[Nooitheone]

"Al dente" recalls the ways in which he manipulates the women in his life

[liss]

He speaks the truth. Book tok is crazy... And pretty popular.

[lilymoon]

As a girl, (who does not read this) this is the most accurate thing I have ever fucking heard

[cynfaelalek-walker]

The therapist was resurrected by a necromancer

[scream_kinh]

This is both true and untrue. What you really need to find is a spicy romance novel that's realistic fiction and NOT A DARK ROMANCE. Most people who read dark romance/fantasy romance would punch you if you acted like those book boyfriends. But a regular smutty romance boyfriend? Theyd swoon.

[Leo-vvpo]

She started laughing when i told her to crawl to me

[silentnight]

Bro... 12 inches, 6'4"... Yeah man it's over.

[sturmgewehr]

booktok is such a red flag, i've ended relationships because of their weird obsessions and book 'husbands'. guys for some reason don't have the self respect to notice a red flag and walk away when they see it.

[slimebot]

As a woman, porn is NOT what 99% of us want. Its still appealing to the male audience. Asking us makes most of us clam up and get too shy or embarrassed. But those novels and fanfictions tell ALL

[Blue_Jay..]

To be fairly honest, i was expecting a cursed shoe on the top. 😓😓😓

[memecita]

This is actually true though. So many of them are self-inserts too, my favourite game after reading one of those books is to look up the author and see if they match the main character description.

[etherstar]

I'd get disowned if I was caught dead having one of those for research purposes

[deathknight]

"If you wanna know what women like just read a book"

Nah I'll pass

[MadMorriganleft]

This is such a good troll that makes me really deeply worried as a woman.

[AsiandOOd]

no wonder why 50 shades of gray is a best seller

[cine-ish]

Yeah, no I ain't boutta cringe myself to death