ELDEN RING™ Patches Run Away from Radahn

Dam u Patches,i saw that! I should help u keep ur +8 spear!

[livayatanm]

"We may be pals, but I'm not dealing with that." -Patches, probably

[vaethusx]

I bet the devs where probably laughing their asses off at the office when they implemented this. “Let’s add patches to this fight, but as soon as he sees Radahn he fucking dips”

[michaeledmunds]

Patches: "The tarnished? Oh sure, we go way back."
*Sees Radahn*
Patches: "We's really more acquaintances really. I'll pay for the funeral, that should be enough."
*Patches has returned to his world*

[Jeffmetal]

You don't become the one character that's in every game by dying, he's just thinking about the sequel.

[GyaruRespecter]

Childhood is when you hate Patches for being a backstabbing opportunist.

Adulthood is when you understand Patches is the only one in the entire series with a functioning brain.

[luthermanhole]

honestly i love patches for stuff like this. absolute bastard in every game but cant help but love him for his shenanigans

[extremelyboredtatsumaki.]

Elden Ring has the most humour in any Souls game.

[coolgoyim]

Dude literally approached the boss then stopped to contemplate and returned to his world 💀

[Garbageman]

And we wouldn’t have him any other way.

[colinbrown]

I know this is a world where fighting is basically as every day as walking, but I think for once I can understand Patches backing out. Imagine if your bro called you over to help with a fight and you arrive to see a literal military tank coming your way.

[jamesbrooks]

Patches slowly walking toward Radahn, watching the carnage, asking himself "Am I really doing this? ....Nah"

[toby]

As soon as he took two steps to the left I knew it was over. 🤣🤣🤣

[thestranger]

What’s funnier is that Patches is literally an immortal tarnished like you and he’s not even fighting with his real body, but noped anyways because big man scary

[hkazu]

I mean, in fairness. I think most of us would do the same if faced with Radahn. I look at that 80 foot tall bastard, get me my soapstones I’m out.

[sasakipro]

I love it when NPC's do these kinda shenanigans, like when you try to take Gascoigne to fight Gascoigne, or Hawkwood to fight the Nameless King

[ararepotato]

Patches: "I thought the battlefield would be empty and full of dead corpes's to loot from! I did not come here to fight a demigod! You're on your own friend!"

[angela.luntian]

The summons really made the battlefield look more festive and alive

[deraminator]

Patches, the most reliable npc :) always there for you... and your inventory

[minespatch]

I love how you can see his thought process from the distance. He's just standing there and then it clicks.

[KRIMZONMEKANISM]

"I would do anything for bros~!
Oh yes I would do anything for brosOoOs~...!"

*points at Radahn*
"But I won't do that~!"

*nopes out*