How to Escape Boring People

Here's a quick and easy trick to avoid being stuck listening to some terrible "cat story" from your boring co-worker.

[JoeBlue]

Sometimes I find boring stories to tell people I know are impatient. Just to troll them.

[ashleydevries]

No. He just got into his bed and did this thing where he was actually a dog a his paws started kneading the edge of the bed and he was sucking on the bed and crying at the same time. Then he fell asleep and it was totes hilar.