Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

They’re waiting for you, Gordon… In the test chamberrr.....

[ethanlivemere]

Top 5 questions science still can't answer

5) Who is responsible for this mess?
4) Have I really been that big a burden?
3) Do you know who ate all the donuts?
2) My god, what are you doing?
1) *Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?*

[avert_bs]

The three unsolved mysteries:
1) Meaning of life
2) Bermuda triangle
3) Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

[LochNessHamster]

Oh you wanna know why? I'll tell you why. It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you? You know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they tried to enforce the dress code on me; I let them know that there could be a little "accident". And by "accident", I mean bomb the place. Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, forget you. My voice falls on deaf ears.

[isaiahmiranda]

Triple pleated khakis? Preposterous. And these ludicrous penny loafers!

[TheAlienGangster]

I want to know what Gordon was wearing that day before he put on the suit. We need fan art of lab coat Gordon.

[thatmadengineer_]

Ridiculous Ties?
In _MY_ research facility?
It’s more likely than you’d think.

[thebirdaplierphd.memeology]

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[placebo]

People like you. People who upload things like these. I thank you.

[giddygames]

Why do we all have to wear these ri- H E L L O, G O R D O N !

[thegamingvillager]

set speed to 0.5 and the scientist is talking like he's bored of life XD

[IBACAU]

"Oh, you wanna know why? I'll tell you why. It's symbolic. The management wants you to know that you're their dog, so you're wearing their leash. You don't see me wearing a tie, do you? Do you know why? Because I'm a rebel. The day they try to enforce the dress code on me, I let them know there could be an accident around here if that happened. And by 'accident' I mean 'bomb the place'."

[ethanlivemere]

Roses are red
Casserole tastes nice
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?!

[andreaterrevoli]

Or as a Scottish coworker would say:" BLOODY TIE"

[saunikadi]

*Dr.Coomer ask the same question, guess what happen to him...*

[Tim-ci]

15 questions science still can't answer

[Yoshter]

there waiting for you in




















TEST CHAMBER!

[thedylansang]

Wearing those ridiculous ties is key to getting your pay increased to 8 dollars an hour!

[lambdrey]

Why do We have to wear all these ridicolous ties? Good question. I hate that tie too!

[MisterMarin]

[rips the ridiculous tie off] TIE BREAKER!

[runawaycat]

The great mysteries of life. Scientists in the Black Mesa with their PhDs and government fundings are working tirelessly to solve this one but alas to no avail :(