Real Fighter Pilot on How to use the Bathroom in an F-16 and F-35

A video on How Fighter Pilots use the Bathroom in the air.

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[cfwin]

They put their waste in missiles and fire them toward their enemies.

[franklast]

While traveling over the Atlantic a tanker was providing fuel for a group of fighter jets. One of the fighter pilots was feeling froggy and told the tanker pilot to watch this and he did a whole bunch of maneuvers. He asked the tanker pilot what did he think. The tanker pilot said cool and then he said watch this. The tanker just flew straight. The fighter pilot waiting for a few mins told the tanker he was waiting. The tanker replied ohhhh i got up went to the bath room fixed a sandwich and a cup of hot coffee.

[deadlyoneable]

I need one of these for when I drive around Detroit. Cause there’s no way I’m getting out of my car there.

[tjm.]

clearly we humans haven’t mastered the art of the birds. Dropping poo on your enemies feels more liberating than shells on them.

[ragingmonkey]

Just imagine taking a leak and get a missile lock on mid pee

[aminto]

I was really hoping there'd be some contraption that recycles your turds by launching them at enemy combatants.

[Hey_Blinkin]

So, when I see pics of in air refueling I will now automatically assume the pilot is taking a leak.

[copkhan]

I am sitting on the toilet seat watching this and suddenly toilet seat feels like a Rolls Royce.

[JustHLL_]

I just assumed they didn’t use the bathroom at all when in flight

[Shield_Wolf]

YouTube recommended is wild. I would have never questioned this. I’m glad I know now for some reason

[AgiDaKinG]

Now gamers will be wondering how they can get one of those vacuum piss bags

[justgoodmediaco]

I can see this video getting millions of views. This is one of those late night YouTube questions lol. Awesome video.

[nestoramado]

The pilot land on his base, goes to the bathroom quickly, and returns to its plane to continue.

[kylieTXgirl]

I was stationed at MCAS Beaufort, SC and worked in the Powerline shop in the F/A-18 unit i was attached to. One day, we are in the hot pits refueling a Hornet when a pilot motioned for my friend to come over to the plane. He raised the canopy slightly and tossed down a bag which my friend caught. He walks back over to his station at the fire extinguisher and I look over to see him tossing the bag back and forth between his hands like it's a toy or something. I finished fueling the Hornet and marshalled it out of the pits and walked back over to my friend, who by this time is still tossing the bag around and having fun. The look on his face when I told him what was in that bag he was playing with was simply priceless! It's been 25 years since that happened and it still make me laugh.

[thelowmein]

Imagine being the poor E-1 airman who has to empty the bag, “THIS wasn’t on the recruiting poster!”

[johnpeasant]

So, when finished doing #2, do you radio "Bombs Away" to the group?

[MrJasonRichards]

A real legend brings one back with a turd in it

[briand]

In my time as a lowly private pilot, the urge always manifests itself (with great urgency) in the worst possible turbulence. Trying to unzip and get "on target" while the airplane is bouncing all over the place keeps it interesting. Very informative video, sir! My son is in the NM Air Guard now, planning on pursuing a commission after college and UPT. He can fly with me until then....and hold course while the old man saddles up the race horse.

[cooperlavoy]

Imagine you're taking a piss at like 15, 000ft and you hear a missile coming at you

[notasovietspy]

Imagine reaching for the zipper and you accidentally hit the middle eject button