I Hate Birds

i hate birds and birds hate me

birds, chickens, vegan, animals, parrot, raven

[ask]

The crazy thing is some people train their parrots to be able to understand what words mean and how to form sentences

[lithentshona]

"You were supposed to laughing " *me already wheezing 💀*

[Dookieman]

Fun fact: some birds like crows have facial recognition and can literally describe you to the squad. You can get attacked by birds because of something you did to their father’s cousin’s brothers’ nephews’ roommate

Eagles will also just drop their babies and if they don’t fly, try again

[ΔΗΜΗΤΡΗΣΑΝΔΡΕΟΥ-ζρ]

Penguins have respect

missing calls from Casual Geographic

[UCGH]

"They look like they wanna call me the N-word" had me creasing 😂

[Zack_the_First_Class_SOLDIER]

I was actually scared of birds when I was younger because I was afraid that they would poop on me. Luckily that never happened and I'm not afraid of them anymore.

[NinajuiPR]

4:05 "Went from apex predator to child predator" 💀

[NOFUU]

“I see this and feel the need to defend myself.” This got me good.

[Giovanni-gj]

it is unfair how underrated this man is💀

[radicaledward]

If you pay attention to the video, you'll see that this man is a comedic genius

[thecoleeverything]

Back in ye olden times when the boards of hovering were all the rage, a dastardly bird pooped right to my 12 o’clock and almost hit me. The way I rode that board looked like tony HAWK

[asroczka]

6:12 congratulations, you witnessed a eagle mating ritual

[JadeTheOnly]

“I ain’t no vegan. What I look like? A loser?”

My vegetarian stepmother in the back looked at me and said “I agree.” 😂😭

[bobbysmith]

My parents told me a story about this time when our first dog was out on our top deck trying to sunbathe and was being harassed by a couple of blue jays. According to their story, these blue jays would swoop down and dive bomb our dog, our dog would lash out and start barking at them, and the blue jays would fly off and caw like they were laughing about it to each other. Birds are straight up menaces.

[yukina]

If i see a cockroach it ain't surviving from my collection of sprays💀

[ArkbladeIX]

As a fellow darkskin, I think the birds might hate the content of your chracter or something. I've never had a bad experience with a bird.

[scarlet_moonlight]

I have no idea what to say AND feel about this because I'm a bird owner. 💀

[Cmsm]

"You're supposed to laugh😐"💀

[ITHUGHTYOUWANTEDTODANCE]

7:04 this part genuinely made me laugh so hard

[Mechellewashere]

"youre supposed to laugh" I'M ALREADY LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HARD