Birds ain’t real

[moonlightarchives]

He grabbed him like he was gonna put him in his inventory 💀

[polyester]

that bird literally passed through 4 stages of grief and almost reached stage 5 💀

[martinvr]

I love how he shat himself when the person was about to grab him lmao

[HP_line_cook]

Tenant: sorry I don’t have this months rent.

The landlord:

[wra]

Bro didn't pay rent. That grab was personal.

[angie_]

the bird: LET GO, LET GO!!
*the men casually opening the door*
the bird: oh well-

[flamedude_]

I like how the bird stops screaming so they can open the door before it continues begging for mercy.

[crazy]

Guy: "You are being rescued. Please do not resist."

[ReallyNotDavid]

Bro took his last shit before being grabbed 💀

[goddam]

Aww, poor baby. If only we had a way to communicate to animals saying “I’m helping you, not hurting”. Ty for getting the bird outside 🤍

[_ghost_]

Give this bird a therapist because he needs it after this

[toastisdead]

The bird:*screeching*
The background:”peach your so cool”

[Helloguysthisisanormalchannel]

The bird though he was turning to a food☠️☠️

[helplessbuddy]

"I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying my-AAAHH"

[narcotr]

The bird stopped screaming to let the kind gentleman open the door. We need more people like the bird.

[Zip_fromFPE]

The song: peach…. Ur so cool ❤️


The bird:🐦🗣🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢📣📣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[xillion]

Bro legit scared the sh!t outta of him😂

[Bee_GamesDev]

Bro gripped it like it was his next meal 💀

[lifelessjack]

BRO CRAPPED HIMSELF TOO WHEN HE SAW THE CAMERA MAN LMFAO

[ndyultu]

Bro that grab was personal. You better pay for his therapy