Birds aren’t real

[Nne_Imprtnt]

"Calm down im just letting you back outside"
The bird: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ! ÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!!

[jimmy]

Man grabbed that bird like he was equipping an rpg weapon

[fatimazahara]

"doctor isn't scary!"

Kid in other room:

[Chleosl]

That bird would have PTSD every time he shits

[catbat]

He grabbed that bird like it owed him money.

[borderlineCat]

Having no survival instincts but screeching anyway is wild

[justjuniorjaw]

"Imma just gently pick this bird."
Bird poops.
"It's personal now"
GRAB

[ekageliashvili]

Bird: ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆĀĀ
Guy: opens door
Bird: oh thank you kind sir-
ÆÆÆÆÆÆ

[Kira_Kadaver]

He paused his screaming to politely wait for him to open the door

[eugenlutz]

Bird: **screams** bird then: oh ty kind gentleman. Also bird: **screams again**

[Michael-The-Tiger]

Bro grabbed that bird like the bird didn't pay the rent for a 8 seconds 💀

[pacoalsal]

UI: Press E to equip.
Bird: Wait what?

[Voxeen]

bird: agressively screams
"Opens door"
*silence*
*agressively screams*

[thegametroll]

"Unhand me primate! My ancestors were literal DINOSAURS!"

[thPatriot]

Two months later, bro gets a bill from the bird's therapist

[BandLBestiebros]

"Go play with the neighbor's kids"
The neighbor's kids:

[crazy]

Guy: "You are being rescued, please do not resist."

[leandrojosue]

"Calm it ima put you outside"

The

[SeriousGamingSG]

Bro grabbed and threw the bird outta his house like the bird hasn't paid his rent yet 💀

[Luna-lynn]

Bro’s going to visit 5 different therapists after that.