But If Dinosaurs Don’t Exist…

[githyanki]

The best reason is even simpler. You dont find bones in your garden because if they were there, the person who built your house would have found them first.

[mrhankypie]

As a dinosaur obsessed toddler, and now dinosaur obsessed adult, words cannot describe how sad I was I when I couldn’t dig up dinosaur bones in my backyard. All those holes I dug were for nothing

[babotond]

"let's put our critical thinking skills to the test."

"ma'am your test came back negative."

[chrispage]

I hope that is just a regular blouse and not a nursing uniform because that would mean that she went to college.

[pocketbread]

Her logic: "wait, every day ppl are dying? Shouldnt we like, drown in humanbones?"

[MrKogline]

She speaks with the confidence that can only be found in people who know nothing.

[darththeo]

If deer actually existed, wouldn't their bones be everywhere?

[PCedh]

This lady has caterpillar fossils on her eyebrows. Good grief those are horrifying

[ethangraham]

"Wouldn't their bones be everywhere?" Yes, that's precisely how we know they existed because their bones are fucking everywhere

[luxinvictus]

Simple answer: bones are organic. They decay. They can only be preserved when they turn into fossils, which only happens on rare occasions under special circumstances.

That's like asking "why don't we find the bones of every single animal that ever lived and died on Earth"

[yft]

the type of woman who puts a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept

[majorrpanicc]

i once had a SCIENCE TEACHER that didn’t believe in dinosaurs- 😭

[potaterjim]

"wouldn't their bones be everywhere?"
Paleontologists: "What the fuck do you think I do?"

[rustyk]

PLUS,
She didn't say Fossils.
She said BONES.
Someone needs to tell her that Bones Decay.😢

[BirdTown]

“If humans existed, Why don’t we find their bones in our backyards?”

[torbjrnsteinsland]

Imagine all the dinosaurs we'll never know of because they never met conditions for fossilization.

[Wellactually]

"I haven't tripped over a 100 year old human skeleton in my backyard. Therefore, humans must not have existed 100 years ago."

[gamesea]

She is the reason shampoo bottles have instructions

[The_Anzulis]

“Wouldn’t their bones be everywhere?”
Hear me out lady, fossils

[johnfairweather]

Her “thinking skills” are in critical shape. It seems as if one of her two brain cells isn’t working. She would make an excellent young earth creationist.