Ranking Smash Bros. characters by how they'd smell IRL

Ranking every Super Smash Bros. character by how they'd smell IRL

Smash characters range from a literal Goddess to Wario. So I ranked every Smash character by how I think they’d smell in real life starting with Super Mario Mario (full legal name).

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[Paragon-rqvl]

27:18 Who's gonna tell him that Mythra canonically says "this is my first bath in 500 years"?

[Dungeons_And_Moogles]

I'm a huge Kingdom hearts fan, kupo, and you're wrong about Sora. He went years without an opportunity shower. The group may have magic and being in water occasionally to help, but the dude has to be toxic. Man, I need to be more attentive and chatty when you stream, cause I missed ma boy outright when you ranked his nasty butt.

[flufflepuff]

Ken and Ryu have the same moveset, but not the same lifestyle; Ryu is a martial arts hobo, so he’s fine in being musty, but Ken is actually rich and lives like it. He’d take care of himself when not fighting.

[TehJimlad]

Bowser isn't in toxic fumes because of B.O., he's in toxic fumes because he wears _way_ too much aftershave and deodorant.
Edit: he looks like he uses old spice

[chromaticfox]

I would like to point out that every Pokémon except for Lucario and Mewtwo emerge from a Pokéball in their stage entrance animation, therefore they all have off-screen trainers (we could say their trainers are the player, since the ball comes from below the screen).

[owenpeck]

16:14 Protip: NEVER google ANYTHING of Sonic doing something! DeviantArt runs amok for things like that...

[Megidramon]

Sephiroth canonically has so much hair that he had to use an ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO EVERYTIME HE SHOWERED when he was alive. Mans probably smells just as good, if not better, than Peach.

[Noir-_-Heart]

Counter argument for Little Mac!!!

I understand why you'd put him that low, BUT!!! Bro must be showering twice a day for his hair to look that good, and if he gonna fight colossal opponents like Sandman and Donkey Kong??? Nah that dude showers ALL the time and prolly never smells awful, even in the middle of the fight. That's what I personally think at the very least but again, I can see why you think otherwise

[WindWerehog]

making my own subsection nobody asked for:
Adult Link (Time): same as Young Link, Musty or Fine, no inbetween.
Twilight Link: 100% Farmer, from the massive strength he used to wrestle *gorons* into submission to the manure and animal smell, plus the fact his old tunic still smells like wolf in BotW and TotK, which is a bajillion years after Twilight Princess, brings me to say he smells like a Literal Animal.
Sky Link: trained at a school with baths, it can be assumed he keeps regular hygiene despite hanging around his massive bird, so I'd say he smells fine.
Zelda of Time, Twilight and Worlds: still royalty.
Ganondorf (Twilight): literally set for execution, sent to another realm and first thing he did when he came back was conquer the castle. Musty at LEAST.

Inkling as a representative of the whole species i'd say smells like what you'd expect a 14 year old to smell like. if you talk specifics, you go from the idols to Cuttlefish to Agent 4 (according to Marie at least)

some Piranha Plants spew toxic fumes, but not all of them. Viridi impression here, they can spew fire, ice, toxic, poison and sleep gas, balls of iron and prickly seeds, welcome to a crap guide to Dn- wait
i'd say base piranha plants just smell like grass.

for those who are missing out by not playing Persona, Joker smells like coffee (he lives in a cafe). also, while yeah, he can get with mad chicks, it's one at a time or he dies 2/14.

also I think Sonic smells like fresh grass at his best, better than a dumpster at worst.
bonus for the slight but never 0 chance of becoming playable, Shadow doesn't have smell, he has a literal aura surrounding him that smells like lavender. Smells heavenly.

[mechamanw]

Colors and Forces implies that Sonic canonically smells bad. He's Musty as the very LEAST!
Animal works fine for him

[PeachyCatty]

daisy is literally named after a flower

[Maya_]

Kirby smells heavenly I adopted a Kirby from the Kirby adoption center and now my house smells like bubblegum which is very heavenly

[Kage-pmqi]

Ryu is a Hobo who trains in the wilds all the time, he notoriously has no job or home and constantly requires Ken to get him plane tickets for tournaments(well until SF6 when Ken lost all his money). He would be the worst smelling one in the *Musk* tier.
Byleth would be a triple threat depending on their place in the story: they'd be *Musty* when in their Merc days/Three Hopes, *Smells Fine* when as the Teacher(not student) time period with the canonical bathhouse they have access to, and *Smells Heavenly* at the end because of their status as Continental Ruler or Archbishop and also because they're literally reincarnated God.

[BlueToadyt]

3:12 Not Being One Of Those “Erm, Actually…” People But Pikachu’s Battle Entering Animation Shows Him Coming Out Of A Pokè Ball So He Does Have A Trainer

[Giggleshidder_]

I think megaman would smell more like nothing than Samus in her suit simply because samus in her suit is just a human inside of a heavy ass metak suit like some musk has to come out eventually but megaman is actually just a full on robot i think the only non robotical part of him is his face so there is no part about him hesides his face that could possibly smell

[jaredbarker]

Missed opportunity to rank the Trainer's Pokemon. I think Ivysaur would be top tier if it's Pokedex entry is anything to go by.

[MarioLeGend]

The amount of Luigi also Mario showers to in super star saga Toad literally walks in on him showering I guess everyone just forgot about that

[TeachMeBert]

Regarding Byleth: not only were they a mercenary before becoming a teacher at a military school where they partake in either training exercises or actual combat on a near-daily basis, but it's also a plot point that half-way through _Three Houses, _ Byleth spends _five years_ floating unconscious in a river.

And I don't mean that in any kind of "magical/spiritual otherworldly river" sense, I mean that Byleth literally falls off a cliff, lands in a river, and then spends five years in coma, floating down a river.

[vbraz]

In Persona 5, Ryuji, one of the Phantom Thieves says that Joker always smells like Coffee

[basicbronzesonic]

23:36 No... No you can't, I'd argue you should've made a Wario tier dedicated to Wario

It's stated that the stench of Wario's feet is so bad it literally kills roaches, roaches can literally survive nuclear radiation so wario is beyond nuclear stench

Toxic fumes implies you could survive the smell but even roaches die in the presence of Wario's impossible stench, he should've gotten his own tier