Zagreus Comes On Strong But Aphrodite Can Take Much More Of His Affections - Hades

Aphrodite the goddess of love

[janmarcoperezbatres]

And then later she is like "You do know I'm married, right?" and destoys your hope in seconds.

[sindale]

Aphrodite: Just make sure we aren’t cousins or… Oh never mind, forget it.

[cyboygaming]

Today: Zagreus attempts flattery to get that one GODDAMN DUO BOON THAT WOULD MAKE HIS BUILD PERFECT-

[GarredHATES]

Super Giant: "We already drew all the characters super hot, how do we capture Aphrodite's beauty if they all are?", "easy we make her naked."

[Hespi.]

Hephaistos punching the wall right now

[LoZTwilight]

Sweet Home Mount Olympus, aunt i'm comming home for you

[traumateaminternational]

I did find it funny that the goddess of love has one of the best damage blessings. Aphrodite's Aid has carried me through quite a few bosses.

[prussianblue]

Bro's the Prince of the Rizzerworld.

[septimiusseverus]

I remember one time I dueled against Meg in Tartarus, the belligerent sexual tension was steaming off the walls. I penetrated Meg's last defences and called on Aphrodite for aid (I was low on health). As Meg moaned in total surrender and the screen went black, the sweet voice of the Goddess of Love called out: "Now _that's_ what I like to hear!"

[filthy]

Ironically, Greek mythology is completely filled with incest. And hitting on Aphrodite is no exception in this game. The more you know (where’s my shooting star?)

[ok-nocf]

Zagreus in his mind:" SOMETHING JUST SNAP SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME ".

[cyanidepilgrim]

Anyone else find the "you shall see" bit mildly ominous?

[SkitLegoIdeaTheory]

I’m more of a Dusa person myself, thank you.
God of War got me obsessed with disembodied heads

[BestWayKilla]

She knows about that poster in your room.

[MrBoosterfy]

while in the same family, Aphrodite is technically a titan and not a god as she came to be by Uranus when he was killed by Kronos, the grandfather of Zeus.
"Gods" are what Zeus called himself and his other siblings eaten by Kronos (and the decedents after)

[ZOCCOK]

Beginners make the mistake of making Aphrodite as their Waifu
True Legends know that only Megaera is deserving of that title

[urbainleverrier]

I don't know what this game is but I instantly fainted upon hearing "My little Godling" uohhh oh dear its making me act up and awaken something inside of mr

[owenleal]

W rizz. He was finna plumb them cheeks when he got to Olympus.

[abdullahsakib]

Dont know how Aphrodite is Goddess of Love. Goddess of Lust is better name for her. She never represented love ever.

[oktusprime]

It’s alright. They ain’t related in this universe.