Hades speaking of Charon beating Zagreus - HADES

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[squiddler]

"Why didn't anyone ever tell me Charon was such a monster?"

Zag, no one ever told you because _you're the only one insane enough to fuck around and find out._

[skippyjones]

I just love how casually Hades says, “Ah, verify something for me here, boy.”

[JuicedPotato]

"Have you learned nothing?!"
"No."

[holytiramisu]

"Are you disappointed that I was an ignoble thief?"

"No, I am disappointed that you lose."

[LaughableSynonyms]

Hades: "I heard you struck my son. May I ask why?"

Charon: "He stole from me."

Hades: "Oh."

[onemoregodrejected]

There is not even the usual disrespect here or the bad mood.
Just the "What the hell, my son?" part
Like he is genuinely perplexed for that one. And disapointed.

[KILLRAIN]

They nailed the dialogue of that game so hard. That first line has the exact same energy as my dad going "hey lemme make sure I heard this dumb shit right, you did what now?"

[MrLisreal]

You steal from Charon, that's a paddlin'

[VexWerewolf]

Hades: "Have you learnt nothing after all this time?"

Zagreus: "No. 🗿"

[michaellennerman]

The fact Charon deals way more damage than Hades implies that if he wanted to Charon could beat hades in a battle.

[CaylexT]

Zag is such a brat here. Although to be fair, attempting to steal from Charon and getting bodied is roleplaying as a bit of a brat, so... xD

[numaorus]

I like to think that even among all the gods, Charon is the one in the group nobody dares to fuck around with

[simon-peterwilliamson]

Lmao I like how this game makes hades seem

[Bunnsie_]

That petulant no at the end from Zag. Utterly adorable

[Crowned_Hearts]

The moment I heard hades say "Have you learned nothing after all this time" I immedeatly said "No" in Zag's voice Bro I know him so well 😂

[gabrielvieira]

I shall hear none of his ever again
*Proceeds to utterly pummel charon to the river*

[xaracen]

admit it


most of us ACCIDENTALLY stole from charon the first time

[JacklynBurn]

Best thing is that Charon technically isn't a Cthonic God, he's just a Psychopomp. It's just that he has to throw hands with every mortal and otherwise who would try to get out of taking his ferry (or at least get out of properly paying for the trip).

[Selnathorn]

And here I was not even knowing you could steal from Charon

[damsen]

Surprised to be destroyed by cthonic gods? Zag literally owns you Hades lol