own a musket for home defense

its the return of the oh wait no wait you're kidding. He didn't just defend his home with a musket now did he?

[stultusmcgee]

Jesus, that's what AI images looked like only a year ago

[Ken_neThT]

"Golf Ball sized hole" is a heck of a rhyme

[Gandalf_the_Black_]

If only I could afford a home to defend with a musket

[skyalert]

Insane how far ai image generation has come in two years

[ebonywilson]

“Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man” one of the hardest bars ever, poor ruffian

[feckusmaximus]

I love how the pronunciation and tone is almost completely perfect except for the old posh words where the AI has no clue what to do

[Sharkbait]

This actually has some flow at certain points

[averageenjoyer]

0:20 "becoes it's smudbur"
0:26 "tally hulads"
0:34 "repscolliun"

[remobothic]

Interesting fact: weapons designed before 1899 aren't considered firearms by modern law.
This means that even if you're underage, a felon, or otherwise prohibited from owning a firearm, owning a musket for home defense is perfectly legal.
Just as the founding fathers intended.

[will]

“The grapeshot shreds two men in the blast” actually goes hard as fuck

[Aerial_Arsenal_Ship]

The worst part of this is that Eminem would totally have the financial ability to pull out the museum for home defense

[Grimbo]

If only I could own a musket to defend my home

[averagefreedomenjoyer]

“What the devil, as I grab my wig and Kentucky rifle” goes hard as fuck

[ArtemixSpectator_]

If I'm robbing a dude, and he calls me a ruffian...Im just turning around and walking out of the home -Heavenly

[thefrostyblanket]

"Just as the founding fathers intended" is such an unexpectedly cold line to finish on

[riotingpyro]

As a British person who owns a musket for home defence WITH a triangular bayonet, this song hits home.

[edslushie]

So what I've learned today is that if Eminem wanted to rhyme "Neighbor's Dog" with "Grape Shot" he totally could.

[sweeperton]

Wow AI has come a long way in such a short amount of time.

[brsvideos]

What I love about this copypasta is the mention of car alarms. It hits home that this isn't happening back in ye olde days, it's just some maniac who owns a lot of pre-Victorian era weaponry and isn't afraid to use it. Also, it's crazy how AI can recreate a person's voice so accurately, now. Almost creepy.

[VariouslyCommon]

guys, I might be wrong but I think he owns a musket as self defence