elon musk's tesla robot scam event was a total disaster 🫣

talking a bit about the robovan, robotaxi/cybercab, and the optimus robots
in-depth commentary videos at @DAngeloWallace

[piclebob]

If elon musk has no haters it's probably because he suspended their accounts

[liquidwood]

"you can fall asleep and wake up at your destination"
elon's gonna freak out when he learns about trains

[literallyjustsomegirl]

BABYSIT YOUR KIDS?!?! BE YOUR FRIEND?!?!?!?! THIS MAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING A PERSON IS

[drake_diangelo]

16:00 I love how much of his speech has undertones like "For just 20-30 thousand dollars, this robot can do all of the things your maid, nanny, and chef can do!" As if not realizing that there's a monetary reason most people also don't (and can't) pay for house staff, and therefore will not buy this

[kokopeii]

Seeing that Totoro poster was insane, as Miyazaki would definitely hate Elon Musk with his entire being

[chicken]

I really wish instead of pushing for self driving cars we just push for trains which are so much more safer, cost efficient, space efficient, faster in a lot of cases. Instead of putting everyone else on the road at a higher risk with tech that is still being TESTED we push for something we solved 100+ years ago.

[Spooon_Man]

America will create anything but affordable public transportation. You’ll never believe what vehicle you can fall asleep on and wake up at your destination. (Hint: a bus)

[ArturGlass.C]

4:25 "I totally didn't think he was a pedo, it was just a random insult and that's why I paid 50k to make sure"

[chrisp]

As an occasional pedestrian, I don't want to be part of some Silicon Valley billionaire's experiment.

[theyuritheorist]

The blank face feels lifted from Daft Punk's helmets, specifically Guy-Manuel's, except they were very lively while the tesla robots fail to show any sign of life despite having voices

[ashcar]

Yall remember trains? Imagine if all this money just went into high speed rail instead....

[kristencocciante]

Elon musk: “I mean it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?”

[TKK]

HUMANOID ROBOTS ARE THE MOST INEFFICIENT DESIGN. When will investors realize he is all aesthetic and no substance.

[EALoArt]

"A person in the crowd had a medical emergency. *We have taken care of them* and will be starting shortly."
Phrasing, bro. Unless you're trying to imply you took them to a shady backroom to hook their brain up to use as extra processing power.

[UnicrnSnot]

I’m sorry, did Elon really rip off the entire plot device of Mitchell’s vs. The Machines???

Like……my flabbers are effing gasted.

[kindofanmol]

If only American politicians knew about trains and didn't have to rely on out-of-touch tech bros to invent stupider versions of it for them.

[Ryzard]

Not only do these robots suck and not exist, but WHY WOULD WE WANT THEM TO?
replacing humans isnt good outside of very dangerous tasks

[chib_bibi]

I've managed to have never heard Elon speak before and... it's kinda crazy how uncharismatic he is? Outside of having crazy opinions on Twitter and making dangerous inventions, the guy just doesn't have much going on. He doesn't know how to make a presentation, has no presence of any kind... It's like a high schooler standing in front of the class: the energy is awkward, he stumbles on his words, it feels like he didn't prepare his lines all that well.... bro just hire someone who can do it well.. please.

[AstroMonkey]

This man is in his 50's and still talks like he's 13. The cringe is insane. 😂

[FreeRadicals]

I’ve played Detroit Become Human.

This won’t end well.