Reading TERRIBLE Creepypastas

Hey?!! Who turned out the lights?!!

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[funkyfrogbait]

Go to patreon.com/funkyfrogbait to watch me read a FULL creepypasta while EATING creepy pasta!!!

[circusclown]

i remember reading fics where a bunch of creepypastas lived together in a mansion and they went on cute little murder sprees together

[olivervelleux]

"a creepy pasta is not a dish served by an italian ghost, " sound EXACTLY like what someone who is being possessed by an italian ghost would say!

[oddeyes]

Someone said that Creepypastas are just internet campfire stories and honestly, I gotta agree. They're modern day ghost stories.

[stopbeingana-hole]

Asking for a Jeff the Killer color match at Sephora would be hilarious.
“She immediately resorts to an extremely late term abortion.”

[grrrluwant]

me and my friend would draw creepypasta characters while listening to nightcore and I think that’s the best way middle school could’ve gone for me

[cyanbug]

"Destroy the CD, I wasn't fast enough"

*proceeds to properly mail the CD to his friend's house*

[casrrole]

I love how most creepy pastas wouldn’t even be creepy without the overly edited pictures they come with

[SelfProclaimedGorl]

I love how a simple punch can instantly kill you but being burned alive just white washes you

[hz]

I miss being afraid of Creepypasta and not the motherfucking government.

[ThisIsNotMyUsername]

Reading the originals is not nearly as horrible as all the romantic fanfictions of them. There is some wild stuff out there.

[kevinchristopher]

I love that someone was like "what should my really scary character be named" and they were like "Jeff is fine"

[SUGRFNGZ]

1:30 "Jeff, Honey, you're already slaying, you don't need to slay innocent civilians." -FunkyFrogbait 2023

[snowpea]

i used to be genuinely terrified of jeff the killer, but looking back at this story now it honestly looks like it was written by a 4th grader 💀

[funnatopia]

Crazy that my 10-year-old brain thought these Creepypastas were pure artistry...

[Ghost-Tea]

A YouTuber covering Creepypasta in 2023 is a surprise but one I’m extremely happy about

[scoot-scoot]

"You're 12 years old again-"
OH GOD PLEASE NO DON'T TAKE ME BACK

[DibsSolidor]

The real creepypasta began with "you're 12 years old again"

[TeeklGrey]

It's kinda crazy to me that the people who wrote these stories were simultaneously young and naive enough to have zero understanding of how the real world works, but also old and messed-up enough to be dreaming up stolen kidneys, self harm, cannibalism and murder. Then again, I was a very sheltered child so that's probably why it seems so inconceivable to me

[bxdiamond_]

The most horrifying thing about Sonic.exe is that, after all these years, the author is defending it