Average Postal Maniac VS. Average Postal Pacifist

Idea for the video stolen from that filipino balkans meme guy

Music:
Sean Terry – Improvised Explosive Device (and Android Ringtone Remix)
Postal 2 Gay Parade music
Sean Terry – Temporomandibular (and Laughing Baby Bubbling Remix)
Postal 2 Arcade music
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (and Postal 2 - Map Muzak)

[a.keeper]

Since y'all asked, I made an "extended version" of the last mashup from the video

[windwind]

After playing as a Pacifist I realized that the Dude is the only sane man in that shithole of a town.

[IxodesPersulcatus]

I tend to play balanced. I don't go out of my way to ruin someone's day but *I don't negotiate with terrorists.*

[NohorseRU]

For some reason I didn't realize I could use the tazer as a non-lethal weapon, so I have beaten the entire game with 0 kills by sprinting whilst violently pissing in people's faces

[anthonytilleman]

The police uniform makes it so much easier for pacifist runs on the They Hate Me difficulty. The police department does not fuck around when one of them is being shot at.

[ils]

ngl going pacifist is really really hard, it's just very hard as an average postal maniac to resist going postal. My respect goes out to postal pacifist run enjoyers.

[Talentlesssss]

"I'm a pacifist, but I will break into your home and steal everything you own, so I can be a better pacifist."

[extraterrestrialghostwrite]

This meme made me do pacifist. I was successful.

[tonyshum]

i love how despite doing a pacifist playthrough you still chose to rob the milk and go out through the terror ladies instead of just waiting in line and paying for the milk

[sgtsnek]

Pacisfist run be like: The only sane man in an insane world

[askamikaze]

Im sort of chaotic evil in these playthroughs. Always pissing, stunning making people vomit. But not killing. Im kind of like a Batman if You think about it.

[HDBallsak]

Yeah causing a massacre is cool but valuing the life of other fellow pedestrians and ensuring their safety as you go on with your day is kinda cooler in my humble opinion.

[SynthLizard]

I should actually try a pacifist run sometime.

[gatogataralho]

"Trust me! Killing every breathing being is crucial to beat the game"

~ average Postal 2 maniac

[LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The hardest part about killing people in Postal 2 is deciding how you're gonna do it.

[iYehuk]

Even weak can take someone's life. But it takes real strength to spare it.

[mqfii]

Going pacifist on Postal 2 Is the equivalent of not commiting any crimes and drive normally In GTA.

It's a test of endurance to see how long it takes for you to descent into your old ways.

[swaggerdagger]

pacifist: wait in line at the bank, run when the robbers come
postal pacifist: maim everybody and the bank and then steal the money and go through the bookshelf
Prostal pacifist: wait in line, piss on everyone (including the robbers), steal everything in the vault, piss on the cops that get to the bank, and then run

[ambiintro]

I remember thinking I wouldn’t be too violent when I played, then about five minutes later I was carving policemen like pumpkins because they saw me 360 piss on a dude from the highest building I could find

[bitterman]

to this day, beating postal 2 as a pacifist in less than an hour is still my proudest achievement