Korean History be like

I don`t need to study Korean History. I just watch Kdramas

Song name:
Rise of Kingdoms - Korea Theme
Koreans theme - Age of Empires II DE

#korean #history #memes #korea

[SeventhListener]

Being too poor makes others invade you
Being too rich also makes others invade you

There's just no way to win, is there?

[solhoibaturu]

For anyone who's wondering, yes the rice box thing did happen

[FACM.]

- Be a brilliant militar strategist
- Win a lot of battles
- Save the nation
- Some dudes get mad at you because you are too succesful
- They proceed to murder you/exile you

[cfv]

What's the career with lowest life expectancy?


Korean national hero

[TearForFearsREQUIEM]

현직 시험 1주일 남은 중학생입니다. 이번 역사 기말은 이걸로 끝냅니다

[Trauson]

Im gonna send this to my Korean Genshin Impact Dealer and see how he responds to all of this information.

[drekbleh]

My favorite meme about Korea is the interpretation on how they take a ideology of outsiders and tilt full retaŕd farther than the outsider
"No United States- THIS IS HOW YOU DO CAPITALISM"

[hi.]

As a Korean middle schooler, can cofirm this is 4269% historically accurate- everything in this video was in our midterms last year.

[ohuckabee]

Every time you drop a history video it just convinces me that every place on Earth is the coolest place on Earth.

[nicorozner]

Admiral Yi was an absolute gigachad. Dude never lost a single ship despite being outnumbered like 500 to 0 every battle.

[Jefrings]

Korea: My eastern and western neighbors are awful!
Poland: You're not the only one...
Armenia: make it three...

[lolmeme_]

You should do something on Gung Ye. A one eyed Korean monk that created a kingdom, and then went mad and started to believe that he could read the minds of people using his missing eye. He then proceeded to murder a bunch of people claiming they were plotting against him, revealed to him via his missing eye. He was then overthrown by a general who plotted against him, something that his missing eye apparently didn't really foresee.

[자작곡싸개]

> The government does nothing
> Invaders destroy the country
> King flees
> Remaining people saves the country
> War heroes rise
> The government eliminates war heroes to re-achieve the state of doing nothing

[Cheolssip]

Full Korean history (oversimplified)

-A celestial god descends down upon earth, f*cks a bear, they later have a child that will establish a kingdom and live for 1048 years

-Weird babies that were born from eggs establish kingdoms that try to kill each other

-One kingdom teams up with Tang, unifies peninsula, kicks Tang’s ass right after

-Later a 4-dimensional-madman and a mentally insane buddhist monk that thinks he is buddha himself builds kingdoms

-The 4-dimensional-madman gets overthrown, teams up with the enemy and destroys the very kingdom he founded

-The dynasty of the mentally insane buddhist monk unifies peninsula once again, gets overthrown by the rebel Joseon

-Creates a whole new alphabet so that we don’t have to memorize Chinese characters

-Joseon gets invaded by Japan, a chad admiral appears and defeats the entire Japenis navy with a few turtles with one seaman stubbing toe, after that he gets neglected and tortured by his own nation for his brilliance

-Becomes empire, anschlussed right after

-The land of the rising sun loved the sun too much that the sun fell on it twice

-Independence

-Split into two right after, Korean War breaks out and everything is destroyed

-Rebuilds everything faster than the speed of your dad leaving

-Population goes extinct faster than than the speed of your dad leaving

[FarmerDrew]

Lord Kimchi the Great
Also known for his dank BBQ

[ThatCrazyKid]

The "stuffed son in rice box" had me howling. Kimchi the Great was another good one.

[noahaah]

This is more accurate than the korean history i was taught in korea

[ayylmao]

China and Japan: I don’t get why Koreans hate us so much
Also China and Japan: @1:25

[nont]

Would love to see Burmese history be like, or Thai history be like or Indochina history in general.

[yamsandpotatoes]

i think you left out the most crucial theme in korean history:
>be on the verge of greatness
>start splitting into factions
>fight like no tomorrow
>still going on today