Fake Guru IX - John 'RACKS' Crestani

[Coffeezilla]

Like for “racks”, comment for better mic quality.

[RobertDGordon]

His acting level is somewhere between cheap infomercial and scripted porn.

[RossCampoli]

When I see haircuts like that, I’m actually happy to be bald.

[karna]

He looks like the guy who lives so far from the hood, that he heard the word hood in movies

[naughtydred]

Only just found coffezilla, watching the progression from fresh faced crusader of truth into a grizzled, bearded cynical detective of a dystopian future is, from a lore perspective, absolutely amazing.

[thood]

“This is what they call in the hood...being broke.” Loved that line. Great video.

[desmond]

“That’s drug money dude”

As they say in the hood...

[InfinityVRX]

I have immediate doubts about anyone's success any time someone shows off money like this.

[Maple-Sizzurp]

The reason he's holding those 10k "stacks" the way he is, is because he's covering the "for film use only" on the right hand side of the fake bills.

[alejandratapia]

I'm a translator and I worked at an agency where they ask me to subtitle this guy's videos to Spanish. I quit because I was not about to expand his audience.

[corazonesoterico]

That security guy comes with the rented money to make sure he does not disappear with it

[mroctober]

Never trust a guy with a Hitler haircut.

[zdrux]

This guy so cheap, he got a 50% off haircut deal.

[thebast]

You know man.... I’m “from the hood” and here in the hood (as well as not in the hood) a rack is “$1, 000” ... not “$10, 000” as he tried to say 🤣🤡

[kyleenderland]

"Ah yes, I'm a legitimate successful businessman. You can tell because I keep random piles of money around my house instead of a bank, and I hire this definitely legitimate body guard to protect the money. That I won't put in the bank. Because I don't care. Because I'm so rich. Buy my stuff."

[samanthony]

If he knows how to make “ easy money”, why doesn’t he just make it himself and not try so hard to get you to sign up with him?

[RobAndersonMagic]

I think this guy is secretly Zack Galifinakis

[ycjrofy]

"Do you trust anybody with this haircut?" I laughed so hard lmao

[OriginalBadRobotz]

I recently started watching this channel, going back and watching his videos from 2 years ago shows you just how much of a toll the last two years was taken on all of us, lol

He's a true detective now

[magicalpandorapot]

This makes me want to start a new business where I rent fake notes, cars, cameras and drones as a package "Gurus Starterpack" and there will be standard, premium and gold package with 1 year subscription