Regretting Your Children │ Stardew Valley

Children are of no use in Stardew Valley, so it's a good thing we are allowed some late term terminations. Emily couldn't be happier.

[randomwolfygirl]

Then they haunt and attack you forever.

[TheDan]

Even Emily didn't want this, she seemed ecstatic whenever she found out they were gone

[Save_Earth]

My sister once got so freaked out by her kid! It was walking through walls, when she went to bed it was walking across the nighttime sky, and it disappeared for three days!😂

[alexevans]

Concerned ape: Kill your kids? i sleep
ComcernedApe: Kill your animals? i wake

[KiritoNoiharaQuartz]

My kids won't freaking grow up. At this rate they'll be 5 years old after 5 years of me playing.

[shipper-of-heart]

its weird that your spouses make no mention of the kids being gone if you use the shrine (or even some consequence of like, losing a heart/friendship points with them) maybe it erases their memory of having kids

[CosmicTheCalamity]

I wish at a certain point they become old enough to help out on the farm

[minimayhem]

Dr: Sir you can't have an abortion after the children are already born

Him: we'll see about that I cast the Forbidden spell deletes fetus

[melofelo]

I always thought that if they weren’t gonna grow up at least we should be able to play little games with them

[mygoodfriendcosmo]

I JUST REALIZED RHE FUCKING FARMWR IS SANS IM GONNA THROW MY PHONE ON THE SIDEWALK

[hamimahanuar]

i've never hated or regretted having kids in the game. i love seeing them running around the house 😂

[SixteenJ]

Emily be like: "Well, I had terrible labor pains. But I don't mind losing my kids"

[real_luthor]

It's funny nobody noticed the player is rocking the Sans fit

[CountryBaller]

Anyone noticed Wictarion is wearing Sans' outfit?

[kezo]

This is a certified stardew valley post game moment

[MessedUpZucchini]

Man…I wish I could just do that with my responsibilities.

[MushroomEater]

I accidentally divorced my spouse and got him back and because of that, they don't even remembered the children they had with my character. And now Im trying to get rid of them. Oof

[Fruit_Cake_Boii]

*dramatic speaker voice like in the one meme*

'Goodbye you little shits.'

[Piggyton]

Not the Emily side eye, that’s why I love her ❤

[DocteurIvanZarkov]

Wait, why is father dressed as… SANS ?!