He Sacrificed 754 Stardew Children to Max His Combat Skill

Stardew Valley 1.6 is rapidly approaching, and as such, I wanted to focus on some Stardew Valley Tips to help you know all the Stardew Valley Trivia that you could ever know! Let me know if there's anything else you guys want me to talk about! Stardew Valley Speedruns are so interesting! This is not 100 Days of Stardew Valley or any Stardew Valley Mods, nor Stardew Valley Mobile 1.5!

[wafflewarrior]

Stardew valley has two types of players: 1- "I'd rather start a new game than divorce my wife!" 2-"i sacrificed 700 children to a demonic shrine to max my combat."

[p_ater]

Imagine the witch coming home and seeing the farmer slaying hundreds of his former children's souls

[requiemriot]

"I'd sacrifice a thousand children before I let this speedrun die!"

[dumbassdiana]

“I play Stardew cause it’s wholesome☺️”
“b-but you just killed 700 children”
“Wholesome.”

[emanuelevigo]

And I thought Stardew Valley was a cute and whimsical game, and here I am watching a man fight off 700 Spirits coming from his dead childrens.

[impartialknockback]

Oh, sure. He sacrifices 754 children and he’s a genius. I do it and I “need to leave the daycare” and “am never allowed within 500 yards of a school again”

[valentino]

"I can always starts again"
"Make another kid"

[MurderousMexicanMan]

"How'd you get your combat skill so high?"

*"Sacrifices of children."*

[venti]

Bro his wife doesn't struggle with birth it just slides out 💀

[SlimShady-tcmb]

We should call this
The Anakin Skywalker Strats

[maddiemcnugget]

This is why we ask questions and specifically request BlaDe to not answer them 😂

[ferosythemobilegamer]

That guy is much worse than William Afton and Anakin Skywalker

[theflamingarrowgaming]

“Hello my son.”
“Dad?”
“To the void you go.”

[Epicwatermelondotzip]

"Here's how this speedrunner sacrificed 754 childeren"

[filesaved]

"honey please, just use protection"
"no, combat skill."

[whofuckingcares]

Most games combat farming: oh just fight people to level up
Stardew: to start the dark ritual you first must obtain 700 children

[sunilrathee]

Bro is the literal "man behind the slaughter"

[snowsnow]

Reminds me of "did you do it, yes, but at what cost"

[nickelakon]

"While you were studying the blade, I was having 750 children and sacrificing them to the eldergods so I could use their spirits to powerlevel my blade skill."

[WhoTookMewtwocoder]

Man's got some ENDURANCE having 700 kids in a day!