Neil DeGrasse Tyson takes over the world

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[duxi]

Neil will really just talk to anyone who’ll listen to him and Im here for it

[obamaaltaccount]

‘They’d probably call me gay and beat me up’ - Theo Von

[teov]

If you have the wifi back in time you are indeed doing magic

[tiernonstevens]

Gets back in time and puts all his money on Thaddeus The Great to win the big chariot race at the Colosseum. Quick double up.

[moxxy]

Tyson shows up in 1750 South Carolina talking about science 💀

[DavidPetersjr]

This is the shortest, straight-to-the-point answer Neil has ever given 😭

[Mindlabytinth]

if I find out Mansa Musa was just Neil Degrasse Tyson with a time machine I'm gonna be so fucking pissed

[Trumpking]

Go back in time with all the spices in my spice cabinet and I’ll be set for life

[Voltechs]

The first time you make a bet on the market you’ve changed the trajectory of the markets.

[chubg]

Do I think I could take over the world?... Fuck no, I think they would probably beat you up, they would say you're gay, and they would beat you... -Theo Von

[yourmatesteve]

If I could go back in time, I'd invent bottled water.

[SCSpaid]

"Age old question" never heard of that😂

[Slumdog.]

*Goes back further than expected*
GET THAT BOY !!! - 👴🏻

[RocSandy]

Me in the 1920s "Guys, this is a game called fortnite..."

[filipe_paixao]

"Did you steal that slave?"
"No, actually I own this by the law of-"
Dies

[shoresy]

**goes back in time, has wifi, but forgot phone charger**

[eyeslikeoceans]

New Isekai anime: “I woke up as Neil Degrasse Tyson and took over the world with a smartphone”

[mojoschmee]

In the past, a smart phone would be a paper weight.

[PhireXZ]

Neil would explain the detriments of fire while being burned at the stake.

[vertonimal]

Back then knowledge really was power. Look up what Galileo's first telescopes were meant for. He made them so he could watch for trade ships and find out the exact ships to find out what they were bringing back. He would run down to the market and buy up all the stuff that they would need to pick up for their next trade trip to sell high, and he would sell off all of the stuff they were bringing in to sell before the price dropped. Dude was an absolute menace.