How To Make Your Own Subway Sandwich

This is how to make your own Subway sandwich.
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Today I'm going to show you how to make your own Subway Sandwich.

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[gustoonz]

please use this knowledge and power responsibly. also please look into the description to follow me on twitter and look into your heart to find true happiness. or whatever.

[Wakeman]

All one take, no stumbling or breaking character, even with that door breaking. Exceptional.

[bri]

absolute mad lad effortlessly switches between the metric and imperial systems

[elviscolon]

You can tell you made this right after getting home from a particularly heartbreaking subway visit

[kwalm]

I love how he just uses centimeters and inches interchangeably

[mrmartianman]

He will never move on from how subway did him wrong with those stems

[camit]

“Half a centimetre and two inches”.

Both metric and imperial. Chaotic.

[duncansimpson]

gus has really been on this jalapeno thing for years now huh

[Ice-ypwg]

Basically,

10% Bread
80% Lettuce
0.5% Meat
0.5% Condiments
9% More Lettuce

[ADudeNamedLucky]

This was filmed in one shot. I am genuinely impressed.

[derpywoodoo]

The look 45° up and to the left while microwaving gag got me good :')

[laylover]

"That's what you get when you ask for spinach"
I swear Gus made this about 15 minutes after he ate a Subway sandwich, all the fury is still present.

[harryjoe]

As a former subway employee I stand by all my actions while serving under the banner and wearing the uniform. Not only was I following orders, I made a few up along the way.

[shrek]

After you put the lettuce on it I’m not even joking it actually looks like a subway sandwich

[vergiven]

I worked at Subway for a year.

I can confirm that this was the training video.

[ArgyleDinosaur]

As an ex Subway employee I can confirm this is how subs are made.

[yaboireptarstreams]

Gus was complaining about the stems *YEARS* before he actually made a video about it
That just makes it so much better cause you know that in the subway video he had already been festering for years

[jammerboi]

I love how he played off the door breaking on him, a true performer...

[deltaloraine]

My mans spent 6 minutes and 40 seconds shading Subway.

I live for this content.

[PianoKeyng]

I work at Subway, and this is wrong. You didn't put enough lettuce.