Columbo

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[TheRealParfait]

This truly is the littlest joel video to date

[RememberTheDead]

The hand gesture he does at 0:06 to summon the arcane Columbo powers from the Columbo dimension is just immaculate.

[janefkrbtt]

"just one more thing... murderer says what?"
"what?"
*string music plays*

[TheUnsightlyRF]

"Little Joel, huh? You know, I gotta say, you don't look so small to me. But, uh, what do I know? Eh? I'm just a five-foot-two guy. Everybody- I mean everybody- They all look tall to me. But I gotta tell you something. I was talking to one of your pals. Big, hairy guy. Loves horses. Um.... What was his... Oh right, 'Vowsh'! Anyway, that guy Vowsh- You know what he called you? 'Scrungly'. Would you believe that? I never heard the word before. 'Scrungly'. Have you? I asked my wife- Oh, by the way, I gotta get your autograph for her some time. She goes nuts for this breadtube stuff. Anyway, I asked my wife if she ever heard of 'scrungly', and you know what? She said 'yes'. So I asked her what 'scrungly' was, and you know what she told me? C'mon, take a guess. She said 'I'm looking at it'. Would you believe that? Me. She's saying I'm 'scrungly'. Years of marraige, and this is how I find out. Guess that means we have something in common, huh, Little Joel? Crazy world.... Anyway, you're a busy Youtuber. I'll get outta your hair, and let you get back to doing what you do. ...But, ah... One more thing... And this is a small thing, really. But you know, these small things, they bother me. Part of the job, I guess. But I just can't get it off my mind... The Oompa Loompas."

*Intrigue music sting plays*

"The... Oompa Loompas, Lieutenant..?"

"Yeah. What about the Oompa Loompas?"

[greasyboy]

little joel please dont delete this video within the next 12 hours!! my dad would really enjoy this video but he is asleep!!! if you could just not delete this one it would make my dad jump and skip for joy yippee!!! this seems like the type of video you delete please dont

[Eepies]

this was fantastic joel thank you. i imagined columbo going "Hah, got ya kid, thats why im the best detective in the world" joel you have truly inspired me

[Azvee]

Can't believe we've finally found the perfect man to play Columbo in a reboot.

[cook]

That moment of centering yourself before the performance👌

[idontbelonghereanymore]

“Oh, uh just one more ting befors I goes”columbo fiddles with something on a table near by.”yes detective “ replies the suspected murderer with a smug grin. “Have you ever seen the lights go out in someone’s eyes as you *insert murder method of the week* it’s really something ain’t it?”columbo asks as he slowly makes his way to the door.

[glitchedoom]

"My wife says maiming is the better way to go, but you know how it is."

[t_ylr]

I generally hate the remake/reboot trend that we're in, but if they remade Colombo as a neurodivergent zoomer, that shit would go off lmao.

[gamermothman]

The little Joel haters are going to have a field day with this one

[owenleal]

"My wife, she just loves killin'. She's got all her little trophies fromher victims in a lockbox in the wardrobe, I mean I don't understand it personally, but she just goes nuts for it. Oh just one more thing..."

[kippyster]

little joel, the way you steel yourself with a close fist like an olympic ice skater right before their routine of Billy Ocean's The Caribbean Queen is what really sold this one. excellent work detective, another murder un-murdered

[existereOracle]

i absolutely love that at all times little joel looks like some kind of wet animal

[dappertron]

The Little Joel X Smaller Colombo crossover that people have been asking for since 13 minutes ago

[michellegodwin]

"Well thank you so much, I'm sorry to be bothering you about this, it's just that if I don't dot my Is and cross my Ts, the brass upstairs will be on my neck about it, you know how it goes. Anyway, yeah, thanks again, I don't want to trouble you further.."

"Oh wait, one more thing, before I slip out. Just a small thing, really, and probably not even worth mentioning, but if I don't bring it up, you know, it's going to be rattling around in my head all night..."

"What's up with you killing that guy?"

[zoshasafa]

I love Columbo - so much. He’s the most fun character for impressions. This was ehhh I feel like I’m gonna need to see much, much more

[FlankingLinex]

i'm halfway through your video and i want to say nice work so far! i'm going to finish watching it now

[theadamant]

This is how they were able to indict Trump