The Lincoln Town Car Was the Last True American Luxury Sedan

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The Lincoln Town Car was the last true, old-fashioned American luxury sedan. Today I'm reviewing a Lincoln Town Car to show you what I mean -- and I'm driving this Town Car to show you why the 2005 Lincoln Town Car was the end of the line for old-school American luxury sedans.

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[JoeMama-jqst]

Your signed photo idea gets a Doug score of 0

[arielramos]

Stay tuned for the “Doug DeMuro premium Snapchat 18+ only”

Edit:There’s clear demand for this, Doug were waiting

[theboogeyman]

2011 was a terrible year for car enthusiasts. They killed the crown Vic, the town car and they killed Saab

[jaremypresnell]

Everyone: "A picture is worth a thousand words"
Doug: "Best I can do is $50"

[gabrielriveros]

Comments:

98% Negative opinions about the photos
2% opinions about the car

[simonweekes]

Signed photos? Next he'll be selling VHS copies of his YouTube videos.

[skaterisme]

Just bought one at 24 years old and I'm in love with the comfort and class of this masterpiece. Very happy with my purchase!

[crispchaos]

My dad had this car when I was a kid. We used to always get people coming up and saying “nice car” and looking at it when we stopped at gas stations. All I really remember was how much room we had inside, how long it was, the digital dash, nice sound system.

[Arthurzeiro]

The ammount of photos signed with "Doug the type of guy to ..." is gonna be astronomical

[justme]

Fans: t-shirts, stickers, keychains!

Doug: signed photos

[JohnnyS]

This car is magnificent -- an absolute classic. Man, I wish they still made cars like this. A few minor upgrades is all it needs. Put a modern Ford 5-liter V8 under the hood, with a six-speed automatic transmission, and it would still sell like hotcakes!

[offspringfan]

I miss the Panther platform so much :'(

[josipcuric]

I want "Doug is the type of guy to put a character limit on a signed pho-" on my signed photo

[jubinkc]

Doug the kind of guy to put a character limit on a signed photo.

[crazysteve]

I have a hard time associating 2005 with “old school”

[raoul]

So how would you like your car?
Old people: *_L A R G E_*

[chr]

I wouldve taken the shirt for $35. Wtf ima do with a signed photo from a dude who reads car manuals for a living?

[Kalvinjj]

The only allowable text on the $50 pic is a "Doug the type of guy ..." joke

[theboogeyman]

I will always choose this over luxury crossovers

[rwdmae]

Doug is the type of guy to forge his own signature because of resell value