Red Flags but it's real life

Scene from Spider-Man 3

[troyhl]

Peter: “I’ve got a pin in my eye!
MJ: “Here let me get it out!”
Peter: “No thank you I don’t want to give it to you!”
Waiter: “Peter, someone was blinking at me is this because your date doesn’t want to give you a pin?”
MJ pulls out a gun
Waiter: “Goodbye”

[milk]

Mary Jane: *Take out knife*
Peter: *Take out dirt*
Mary Jane: "Oh...."

[Trixkstering_]

Oh god, Mary Jane really does belong in the streets 💀

[HeisenbergFam]

"is it cuz your date is a freak?" *MJ pulls out a gun*
Most normal day in Peter's life

[BlueEevee]

Bruce Campbell looked so genuinely concerned 😂

[Deuteromis]

In this universe, Peter was happy that she ended up with Paul.

[Xurannn]

I was thinking to myself “Hey, that looks kinda like Tobey and Kirsten” and then I saw that it was made by The Human Spider and I said “oh, I was right”

[truejedisihu]

MJ: I'm gonna put this blade in your eye

[Thunder_Mcking]

Peter has something in his eye because Mary Jane put some dirt in it

[Metalheadcatdad]

Still upset Bruce never got to play Mysterio.

[mufaddaltotana]

I missed the fart where that's my problem.

[maggotbaby]

That ain't Mary Jane, that's Susan Heffley

[SaboAmongUs]

MJ's cursed face made me yeet my phone.

[WH]

And then Mary Jane turned into Gollum.

[SONGOKU]

Plot twist: Spidey wasn't the freak, it was MJ all along

[alltc]

Doctor: any bad dreams?
Peter: there is one dream. Where, in my dream, my GF is a freak

[sevendax]

Was initially VERY surprised to see this video, but then I realised, of course The Human Spider knows of "Red Flags": Genius recognises genius!

[BlackOmEga_]

Green goblin seeing this MJ
“Fascinating…”

[serumnexus]

Video idea: spiderman but there's no spiderman. Just people talking to air.

[skii_aini]

I love this sm. Didn't expect that man's face on the waitress 😂❤