How to Win EVERY EU4 War

thank me later

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Content:
0:00 - Intro
0:19 - Economy
1:02 - Gaslighting
1:35 - If all else fails
2:30 - Congratulations :-)

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[keton]

Loans are just pieces of paper but glory is eternal

[glassman]

EU4 players trying not to destroy their computer after losing all their manpower in a minor battle

[commanderbilliam]

it will be a cold day in hell before i accept conceding a 3-dev province with MY core on it

[kasigb]

i thought my day couldn't go worse, but then Dragoon posted a video

[IconiaAngelos]

The best lobby experience I ever had was joining a 1445 lobby as Aragon, when other players had Castile, Portugal and Naples.
I offered them peaceful coexistence, but Naples wanted their land or smth silly like that.
They called in the Poland player as well for good measure and went to war 4 against just me, and somehow I managed to win. Castile negotiated for a separate peace, then trucebroke me later, during the same war. It lasted so long, Portugal eventually decided he doesnt want to do this anymore and went to colonise. Naples was in shambles. Poland was just kind of surprised he got stackwiped in the mountains of Pyrenees.
Eventually they all said "uhh yeah I dont wanna play eu4 anymore" and went on to create another lobby without me instead, poorly attempting to hide it (literally saw it through steam lmao).
Ruined several friendships, but it was WORTH IT FOR THAT SWEET SWEET W

[MasterofRoflness]

Vote for extending the session
1 = one hour
2 = One day
3 = 1 year

[dionysos]

Getting banned from the lobby is the ultimate W
You're in their head, they know they will only eat Ls and they cuck out.
Always commit, until you get banned.

[aidenrobley]

In one of the first multiplayer games I joined in Dragoon's discord, my opponent alt+f4ed to try to avoid fighting me. He then proceeded to send me 100+ discord messages and called me 3 times to try and convince me not to attack.
Victory is truly the most euphoric feeling in the world.

[Vodacera]

Thanks to this I can Truly Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss my way to victory, Dragoon!

[InvisibleTower]

This is glorious, I always say that if I was a real general I'd be the one that retreats to the mountains after losing and continues a pointless guerrilla war until all my troops die of dysentery, JUST TO PROVE A POINT

[SilverWolf]

Had an absolutely brutal league war, where I had the superior troops but my opponent had infinite Italian money and just ground me down, I "could" have accepted the Peace of Westphalia, but I decided to retreat to Iceland and defend it with my last few mercs... lost the war 11/10 worth it.

[RunicRhino]

1:13 "It was joever for you before Joe even knew what was happening".

[kutrigur]

Warband music makes this video really good

[DANTEEEEEEEEHHHH]

Economic Calamity is temporary, but Rome is eternal.

- Random ass Praetorian killing Aurelian

[pattap]

You know what they say you only lose when you yourself admit you are losing

[ZakalweDisenfranchised]

the insta truce break in multiplayer never gets old

[deasys]

ah this reminds me of my glorious victory against ai ottomans as the mamluks. it was a solo war and i underestimated how strong ottomans are against mamluks. several stack wipes, 38 corruption, several depleted mercenary stacks, impressive amounts of devastation, and 20 years later I 100'd them. It took 50 years to finally get rid of that corruption but after eventually forming Rum, i snowballed because Rum is OP against ai. Also to be clear this was a casual multiplayer lobby with friends, otherwise i wouldve restarted. Worst part is that i ended up as the strongest nation in the game after that unbelievably horrific start

[elitefataja]

Loan Size and Loan amount is like AE



its just a number keep your head high king

[IronTiger]

Reminds me of how I stalled a war with a Muscovy player as Great Horde for so long he had to spend years recovering and just gave up when Poland, Sweden, and I (now on Uzbek) came after him later

[notlucas]

genuinely love it when u upload. ur my fav eu4 creator for a reason (and that reason might be my 2 second attention span) thanks for funnies