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[intern_dana]

irrelevant fact: the morton salt girl logo and the tagline "when it rains, it pours" was made to demonstrate that morton's salt doesn't clump together in humid weather, which was common with table salt before mortons started adding MgCO3 to theirs in the 1910s

[HaroldMagnera]

Her cooking is the reason her husband has the 15 hour shift

[Darrin]

People think it's fake because the husband's job changed when in reality each video is a new husband with a similar work schedule that's about to have the heartiest of attacks.

[akisutahatter]

nothing more relatable than jarvis's "YES i know this is ragebait NO i dont care" energy lets all be mad at this nonsense together

[AntheanCeilliers]

This is genuinely hilarious ragebait. The way she makes it a point to say she has no kids and is a stay at home wife, the vascilating danger of the jobs she gave her fake husband, the deadpan cheese slap -- this is art, baby.

[Temaile]

"Maybe you're doing your art, looking away" I hear while bent over my embroidery work like a desk shrimp.

[scrappydudes]

That amount of salt is attempted murder

[lalaspeaks]

new jarvis video? oh we are EATING toda- oh no... we are not eating

[Snowfoxie]

I LOVE this take on rage bait. Sometimes it does feel so cathartic to get mad over something absolutely stupid and pointless!

[asumi]

That garlic was so f’d up Jarvis thought it was an onion 😭😭

[catnippackets]

you are genuinely so real for the "sometimes I have to get mad at something stupid" thing bc I feel the exact same way, it's almost calming in a way to pretend like this is your biggest issue for a second

[dpeterson]

The SET DRESSING of the stove. She could do horror movies

[Laura-bwzx]

A "curled up slice of pizza of dubious age" sounds like a Neopets item

[vintage-radio]

"Certified plumber boy, cerified heart attack"
Ain't no way drake is catching strays on Jarvis Johnson's channel

[CountryBwoy]

All them dudes wanting Trad Wives until the skillet come out

[hannahgenovese]

Food waste needs to be added to terms and conditions, I seriously wanna see these people banned.

[soupylips]

Cooking my blue collar meal a 15 hour shift after his husband

[scalylayde]

with the mouldy cheese, the way that pizza looks, and the bite taken out of the tortilla, I'm getting the impression that she uses expired food to make these videos at least some of the time. I definitely respect that a lot more than wasting perfectly edible food.

[arutezza]

tbh i had a step mom that genuinely cooked this bad, sometimes the food was just straight up raw
some bad cooks are just completely clueless and think they *can* cook

[denjiwawa]

JARVISSS
HELP THE WAY IM LITERALLY DRAWING AND HE WAS LIKE "so for the ppl who arent looking at the screen cuz ur doing art"