Never answer questions, never open the door! They’ll snatch you or serve you.

fb When Someone unexpextrd rings your doorbell or knocks on your door make sure you know who it is. If you don’t know who it is don’t answer the door it could be one of a few things a criminal or someone from the government, they’re sometimes hard to distinguish until it’s too late 🤣

How to ruin a Knock knock joke:

Knock knock,

Doors open, come on In

Or text to- [phone] (iMessage)

[billbradley]

I’ve seen Police stick their foot in to block a open door. If you don’t open the door they can’t play that game.

[magicworld]

I don't answer the door for nobody I'm not expecting. PERIOD.

[illinoistyrantNews]

Just did one like this myself bout 2 weeks ago... Dont answer questions its that simple... Thanks James..

[larrykeenan]

Never answer or open your door unless you personally know the person. Keep quiet and let the dog do the talking.

[solarpony]

Also always make sure your door is locked. Trust me they will try the knob

[drivingmylifeaway]

I never answer the door. Nothing good can come of it.
If you don't have my number, no reason to speak

[MadddyDadddy]

It's happened a few times to me. Luckily, I have a window in the front. Opened the window, said I don't answer questions and get off my property. They left. Easy peasy.

[tinfoilsombrero]

My wife received an arrest warrant notification in the mail for a ticket she never received. Of course, no one knew anything. The next day, sheriff deputy showed up to arrest her. He knocked on the door for an hour and 15 minutes. For a supposed inspection sticker ticket....

[robertfitzsimmons]

Had a guy knocking on my door years ago. I went out the backdoor, jumped in the truck and drove right past him. Just 6’ away from him and waved at him, the look on his face! 🤣😂.

[princesspiplaysbass]

I never answer my door to anyone ever unless I expect them.

[mototacularlife]

Guy has a $200 ring doorbell and doesn’t use it! Only in America 🇺🇸

[timmylittle]

My brother is a retired k9 handler, one of my brother in laws a police officer for 10 yrs. Both of them have said you never open the door, just ignore it. Even if they “know” you are home, there aint a damn thing they can do.

[publicenemy]

Brother you're dropping gems as always. I dont even get up to see who's at the door if I'm not expecting anyone.

[Post.nut_Clarity]

I like that you can see the exact moment he almost _completely_ lost his $hit but managed to catch himself.

[birdman]

The homeowner probably had a sheepish grin the entire time.

[williamssharon]

I'm in a situation where my landlord and the City of New York are trying to kick me out of my home without just cause. It was so serendipitous that this video was posted hour after my landlord, or the city sent someone to bang on my door. They were praying that I'd be stupid enough to open it! This video speaks loudly to the situation that I'm in!

[ispy]

As soon as they don’t get their way, their ass goes up in the air real quick 🤦🤦

[Xx-rung]

I always answer with open ended questions. Like so and so lives here, wow news to me. Then close the door.

[solventtrapdotcom]

At this point, only evil people think government is good.

[maddad]

Great advice! My goodness James, wish I could link up with you to provide you with a video of what happens when you open your bedroom door to receive pizza delivery, and instead are trapped, and detained for a civil issue. Nothing criminal at all, completely civil. Wasn’t being suspected of anything criminal. Wasn’t being charged with anything criminal. Nor accused of anything criminal.