Guy Ritchie's The Covenant Is Bad

Guy Ritchie has a new movie out called a Guy Ritchie's The Covenant and it turns out, Guy Ritchie isn't just an older version of Richie Rich. So I was heavily disappointed when The Covenant turned into a war movie and not a silly antics by a rich person movie.

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[edbrown]

The focus isn’t on the war, it’s about a sergeant repaying debt with his life because a noble interpreter went to great lengths to save the sergeant.

[nemospodcast]

Bro, what movie were you watching? The movie was amazing.

[mrtoadslove]

It was an amazing movie. My husband and I saw it last night. Not sure what you were looking at but it wasn’t a war movie, it was about two men and their sense of duty to the other. I would watch it again.

[echos]

"Hi guys, I'm a nobody and my opinion matters."

[hhhh-yqtz]

a dude who looks like this should be wacthing anima instead of war movies 😂

[polycat]

This dude looks like he probably watched the movie in his parents basement, where he probably still lives.

[khelbeyarnoldjr]

One of the greatest films ever made, hands-down

[sgtcarter]

Coming from a military member….this is a phenomenal movie…..have you ever served?? Hmm

[OutlawBill-dxvj]

The fact that he opened this video with that it is mysterio from spider man should have told us all about his point of view and capabilities of an open mind of watching a movie he is a child

[jordanp]

every guy that looks like this are the hardest critics

[killerbees]

I recommend this movie. Must watch. 10/10 this movie will stay with you for a long time

[Proxzima]

That richie rich joke was such a reach it made me physically recoil

[CarpenterJake]

While it is based around a war, if you open your eyes to the big picture it's a movie about accountability, honor, and respect. If you stayed for the whole movie you'd know that.

[davidheidary]

That is nice son. now run upstairs, Mom has dinner on the table.

[titaniumx]

dude just called jake gyllenhaal 'the mysterio from spider man'

[DescartesRenegade]

"It was a bad movie because it was a war movie"? What an incredibly sophisticated take. Astounding.

[Lizbrown]

I loved the movie! My husband and I just watched it and it was a great movie! I would definitely watch it again

[colevanmeer]

Hahah this guy basically is saying “in the 90s we loved Private Ryan” but it’s 2023 and war movies are irrelevant….interesting argument you make there.

[odethious]

Clearly satirical tidbits - check
Clearly awful take - check
Monotone delivery - check
Unrelated references - check

This is peak satire. This is hilarious. The best part is the angry people in the comments who think this is serious. Goddamn earned a sub right there. Im still laughing.

[mr...]

Dude just because one actor is in a movie doesn't mean its gonna be the same character in all other movies the actor is in, like baywatch (the new one) has the rock in it and like moana has the rock but not the same character.