Don’t Be This Guy

[mriivsky]

"i'M sO qUiRkY" but college essay edition

[Kreo]

This goes for EVERYTHING
Do not put others down to raise yourself up, it reeks of insecurity and/or being pretentious
Don't be that person

[megabrainsdev]

“Unlike others, I use a fork to eat a pizza”

[milosevicmilorad]

"Don't compare yourself to others..."

Parents: *I am going to pretend like I didn't see that*

[eily]

Guy: "Unlike others, I often dwell upon the origins of the universe."
NASA: are we a joke to you?

[ciel]

Unlike others of my age, I have arthritis.

[HeyKevinYT]

"Unlike others, I like to jeopardize my chances of admission!"

[CarsonBobarson]

"While others my age act normal, I am So QuIrKy!!! XD XD UwU OwO UwU"

[fallendown]

Dude I could easily have made that mistake, thank you for little tips like that

[curist]

"Unlike others"
Billions of people on Earth: 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[djungelskogmemes]

This is the college essay equivalent to "I'm so quirky and different from others"

[sadmanislam]

Great advice very helpful. Love the Ned's declassified school survival guide cameo.

[sttv]

“Why are you working this minimum wage job at midnight? We went to school together. You had straight A’s, broke the world record in the decathlon at the age of 16, and discovered why there appears to be missing mass in the universe. You wanted to be an astrophysicist, what happened?”
“Well remember how I was always pondering the nature of the universe? I wrote about that in my college essay but I started a sentence with “Unlike others.”
“Get back to mopping, Mr. Nobel Fancypants.”

[meese]

So this is the college essay equivalent of "I'm not like other guys/girls"

[Doctor_Mario]

“Unlike others, I don’t compare myself to others”


*wait*

[greenavmshorts]

Never compare yourself, with ‘others’ It’s about you. Not your personal business.

[Dr.Discombobulated]

When pick me girl writes college essay:

[anonymous-lkp]

I love Ned’s Declassified school survival guide

[Marplex.]

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that the email says Ned Bigby 😆

[shranikdua]

Him: "Dont be this guy if u wanna get into college"
Me who is not him as i didnt steal his identity: "Ok"