Instagram Reels Are Beyond Cursed

Unfortunately, we will be looking at Instagram reels again. I'm sorry in advance...or am I? Either way, enjoy!

2nd channel (new stuff coming soon): @annamarietwocino

outro song - ♪ Biscuit (Prod. by Lukrembo)

chapters for your viewing pleasure:
0:00 hello, sinners!
1:09 how to become a billionaire *NOT CLICKBAIT??*
4:02 mother.
4:32 just two really close friends :~)
7:48 cream of meat
8:35 spit or swallow??????
9:59 hashtag GRIND
11:40 our tax dollars are going to THIS?
12:50 pov: your husband is boring
15:49 two or nine times
16:23 huh?
17:38 why i'm a bad boyfriend uwu
18:08 RAWR XD
18:44 new protein source just droppped!
19:07 she is NOT like other girls
19:49 mother pt. 2
20:20 the coolest guy ever
20:54 MY andrew tate
21:41 final thoughts

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#InstagramReels #Commentary #AnnamarieForcino

[lucylaturner]

apparently there is a point where the atlantic and pacific oceans meet but don’t mix. similarly, instagram reels is where the humor of boomers who are tired of facebook meets the younger generations and definitely does not mix

[zenzen]

also idk if you ever saw one but the "whoever sold my child fentanyl" reels are INSANEEE

[alexann]

This guy proposed like: "do you wanna do the marrige thingy?"

[ashleigh_ann]

Man, as someone who's 31, and has chronic pain - I need to stop self deprecating. Apparently my doctors like wasting my time.

[jayshmay]

I will say the post about dating a “boring man” actually hit home for me. I think what she is describing definitely could relate to modern dating, but I think what she’s getting at is trauma cycles. Where you constantly put yourself back into chaotic relationships because that is your normal. Your body is used to the chaos of things like abuse, and so you keep going back even though it is detrimental. So when you find someone who isn’t chaotic, your brain can start telling you the person is “boring” and so you break up or self sabotage the relationship because feeling safe feels wrong. Or like you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop. I actually really liked the post.

[kiminthecariboo]

"Spit or Swallow?" "Girl I'm Asexual" <--- My exact reaction to that

[fionafox]

It’s a pastime of me and my husband, sending each other the most unhinged reels periodically throughout the day. 😇

[CharlieApples]

I actually do know two grown divorced men and single fathers (as in, full time custody) of four total daughters, and they are completely 100% straight men. They actually are best friends who got divorced under painful circumstances years apart, resulting in the one guy having to sell his house. So he moved in with his best friend.

And their blended family of two straight bros and their four daughters is honestly so much more wholesome and healthy and happy than most “traditional” families I know. I eat Thanksgiving dinner with them every year lol.

[macy]

10:37 annamarie saying “no shade to him” after back to back insults that would obliterate my entire perception of myself is killing me

[jbone]

The mindset the first guy is describing is literally just describing the maladaptive coping mechanism present in compensatory grandiose narcissism

[corvusfunghi]

i just want to say i love the victorian-esque vampire edgar allen poe guy they slayed so hard shoutout to them

[kayandkaycorp]

"The coolest guy ever" I'm pretty sure is a cosplay of the Vampire Lestat, from Anne Rice's vampire book series.

Pretty damn good cosplay, I think!

[darkmark]

That last guy looked like he killed Cookie Monster, skinned him and wears him as a warning to the other muppets.

[Yuumiiiiiiiii]

I couldn't stop smirking while listening to first guy telling he 'cured himself' of all ailments, and his body is perfect....WHILE WEARING GLASSES.

[yoogrldude]

“How many letters are in Tuesday?” Seven, Annamarie.

[Krisgrace]

Me with POTS- “I can stand without fainting”

Damn. Didn’t work

[hayleyavis]

as someone with a chronic illness I've literally been trying to gaslight myself into not being sick, unfortunately it has not worked so far

[isabelleassaf]

20:26 i have a friend at college who comes to class every day in a full tailored suit (jacket, vest, tie, occasionally hats and WALKING STICKS) and he’s a legend

[mi-nowk]

I've had strep for a month straight. I wish I had known I have the power within to heal a bacterial infection.

[fadeuhhway]

"i don't care if it gets in my eye"

Miss, when you go blind in that eye and the doctor explains to your family how this happened, i think you might have second thoughts.