Rivalry

Get a room, you two! #countryballs

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[randombritishperson.]

10 whole battles.. .WE LOST BY 10 WHOLE BATTLES.

[chelle.chelle]

UK and France were always depicted as USA’s parents. Seems to be that household’s main hobby is one upping.

[ViperC]

"france has won the most battles"
Napoleon: i am the teammate that carries the whole game

[omareto_]

"honey get the fish and chips ready"

[justme]

🇬🇧Britain: Disgruntled father
🇫🇷France: Wine enthusiast mom
🇺🇸USA: ADHD older brother
🇨🇦Canada: Neurodivergent younger brother
🇩🇪Germany: The uncle nobody talks about
🇷🇺Russia: Distant drunken relative
🇪🇸Spain: Culinary cook cousin
🇵🇱Poland: The one who wants into space

[wolfrainexxx]

No wonder Napolean was short. His back was hurting from carrying France.

[BlueSpanielProgramming]

I'm Polish and my history teacher was always saying "Poland nearly always loses battles"

[thedukeofchutney]

🇬🇧: Ostensibly liberal boomer dad
🇫🇷: Alcoholic socialite soccer mom
🇺🇸: Crazy CEO wunderkind older brother
🇨🇦: The quite mama’s boy little brother

[DevonMopiedmont]

People forget that France had a whole NAPOLEON ERA.

[QUEfrang]

"Le royaume uni n'aura jamais mon trône!"
-france, after winning 10 battles more than the UK

[gsoiza]

USA meanwhile catching up real quick with only 250 years 😂

[daniellara]

You wonder where the Ego comes from in our Country?

Not even 300 years old and almost catching the parents

[Prussia-]

“Hon hon hon hon hon hon”… I felt that 🙏😔

[znail]

Another interesting fact is that US launched the PR campaign about French being cowards in retaliation to them not joining in the fight against Iraq.

[stjohnofgelato]

all of us who made french surrender jokes in the past owe france an apology

[Willi]

when uk hears the hon hon hon he must think of 1415

[Cheesemonkey]

It is now my head Canon that 🇬🇧 was raised in an abusive household by Rome and the native tribes. In 1066, Mr Normandy gained custody of the child. But, little did he know, 🇬🇧 had generational hatred for Mr. Normandy's family, 🇨🇵.

In 1492, 🇪🇸 found an attractive person named "The new World". 🇪🇸, 🇬🇧, 🇨🇵, and 🇵🇹 all fell in Love with her. She ended up having children with both 🇬🇧 and 🇨🇵. England eventually got custody of all these children.

Soon though, the eldest child 🇺🇲 ran away in a massive fight with his father. Then, the younger siblings, 🇨🇦 and 🇦🇺 left home as well.

Eventually, after a series of unfortunate events, including 🇬🇧 and 🇨🇵 attempting to kill each other, they began to get along more.




For a while.

And that is the story of intergenerational trauma.

[arandomhistorian]

The fact that Napoleon himself could be 31st in the list is just mind blowing and shows how much talented he was on the battle field

[HorribleMapping.mp]

You mean my centuries of colonization, world wars and victories... LOST TO A FROG!?

[SerialDesignationN-X]

UK before: not really feeling it

UK after: on second thought...lets make them disappear