Eating Like Gwyneth Paltrow For A Day

If you haven't caught on... this is a parody LOL
Please do not follow this "diet"

#foodvlog #whatieatinaday #celebritydiet #whatiate

[meltryllis]

*"Coldplay divorce money" 💀*

[sakuraqueen]

"Who doesn't want to be a wellness queen? "
**Picture of Gweneth looking malnourished.**

[mikaljohnson]

You are funny girl. Had me at suana car🤦🏽‍♂️

[lynnarthur]

This is brilliant 😂 And may I say…”You look MAR-vel-ous!!”

[kelseysmith]

This was hands down funny. "Organic phone" 😂

[popcandy]

For a second I bought it but that was actually very funny 10/10

[teneshaanderson]

At least Gwyneth Paltrow told the truth about why she is so thin.

[lylablueabdul]

Forgot the coffee 😂 that's so filling

[mirazzzz]

Gwyneth is the final boss of almond moms

[AngelicRamen]

The pure relief that you were joking 😂

[drsamthefrog]

You almost lost me, but you are a Sri Lankan queen, as usual

[mangaladixit]

Thanks for the idea ! Now i'll turn my heat up

[Leelz]

Holy shit, I forgot she's in the MCU.

[rociomungaray]

Hilarious.. that’s no cold play divorce money.. that’s generational wealth money

[nvttian]

It’s not her “what I eat in a day” it’s her wellness rutine. She probably eats more usually but when her IBS flares up she can’t eat like normal

[AshleySpeaksU]

I have coffee. Then hours and hours later I have a huge and healthy dinner.

[SpookyRuby]

Girl eats 1 deconstructed soup every day

[dashkent]

sound more like "today we're not eating"

[youre_totally_right_but_]

I can see the pain in her eyes as she sips that bone broth

[Anne-lbos]

Imagine being that rich only to actively make yourself that miserable