The Wild Hedgehog

This documentary is happening!

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[ThatNobodyXain]

"Generally, hedgehogs can swim, not only for survival but also for fun" *cuts to Sonic Drowning*

[monsterdonster]

Okay but the hedgehogs curling up at the beginning are so freaking adorable

[hhfggvogtthehy]

I love how Sonic doesn’t care he’s essentially being spied on for a nature documentary.

[Someguyhere]

Gerald: "So how long do hedgehogs usually last?"

Narrator: "Well the average lifespan of a hedgehog is around 5-8 years-"

Gerald: "Not long enough. I'm gonna make an immortal one."

Narrator: "Even... assuming you could, the life expectancy of a hedgehog is much lower, due to all the dangers they face in the wild."

Gerald: "I'll give it a gun."

[PenLunar]

I honestly thought the next animal would have been a fox but a echidna works just as well.

[lightyearpig]

Narrator: The fox is one of nature's most famous predators, known for hunting small creatures such as rabbits, birds, and hedgehogs.
Tails: I'd never hunt Sonic!
Narrator: What the, another one?! Get the hell out of here! And is that a second tail? How do you have two tails?!
Tails: You know, I don't think I ever found an answer to that.
Narrator: (sighs in disgust)

[gnomeyt]

I would watch a full-length version of this documentary

[wanderlustwarrior]

The funny thing is, if you did an actual nature documentary on the various teams in Sonic, you'd find that almost every team has a member who is a natural predator to other members on that same team.
Team Sonic: Foxes eat hedgehogs
Team Chaotix: Chameleons eat insects
The Hooligans: Weasels eat ducks
Team Rose: Big cats eat rabbits
Team Dark: Bats eat robots
Babylon Rogues: Hawks eat small birds like swallows
Neo Diamond Cutters: Wolves eat sheep

[Friendly_Neighborhood_]

"I've never been to a country with such a low polygon count"

Implies he's been to real life countries made of polygons 💀

[weevil]

why does he actually do an amazing nature documentary narrator voice

[JeffTheReviewer]

" Why do i feel someone is talking trash about the graphics? "

- Hedgehog, Sonic.

[Abaw]

I like how the narrator randomly explained how hedgehogs are unaware of the fourth wall.

[TetsuShima]

Narrator: "WTF?! You're a not a hedgehog!"
Sonic: "You say that because I am blue, right?"
Narrator: "Well...Partly..."

[LooniGamer]

Knuckles is afraid everyone will find out about his quadruple chili dogs. 💀

[pixel]

"Why does it move it's mouth like that"

Even a nature reporter question that

[MothGirlHina]

"You *better* not tell them about my penis!"

-Knuckles 2023

[littlefrank]

"Talk about a different animal-"

I immediately knew they were going to talk about Echidna, and the one fact everyone already knows.

[PSYCHXEDITZ]

This is a line I wish the narrator said “foxes are some high intelligence creatures.” Tails: “you got that right”

[thinglet]

"The fox is a fearsome predator in the wild"

Tails:*curls in a ball at the shape of thunder*

[SonicTheArchie]

Narrator: Cut! Cut! *Coughs*

Narrator: Lets try this... Bats are very swift and elegant flight experts that are most commonly found in groups of-

Rouge: Why hello there Darling?~

Narrator: *OH FUCKING GOD-*