FARMING MY FIRST FARM... | Minecraft - Part 5

I'm a farmer. I farm farms. Who's gonna try to stop me from farmin' these darn farms?

[unknown]

Mark before: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"

Mark now: "I am a man who owns 16 buckets"

[Ordo_Ab_Chao]

Markiplier: *“90° angles are the devil”*

Also Markiplier: *is playing minecraft*

[chased]

Mark: *playing in a world literally made of blocks*
Also Mark: "niNtY dEgREE aNgLeS aRe ThE dEvIL"

[Jean-ddsl]

Apparently those creepy sounds are just ambient “cave noises” that activate randomly at low light levels. AKA Mojang trying to give us all heart attacks.

[jaded_tofu]

There is something oddly entertaining and calming about this series just being a chaotic, absolutely not planned nor thought through, extreme survival, humble, Minecraft playthrough at its finest

[KtMarieSimpson]

Mark: "I'm gonna spend the episode fixing this!" *looking at farm*
Me: "Cool. He's gonna explore and find melons and potatoes and other food sources."
Mark: *spends whole episode building a fence and a well*

[shirinburki]

Mark: "I'm going to avoid square shapes"


Minecraft: I a joke to you"

[krstn]

"if i put bread in the furnace.. does it make smokey bread?"
you mean TOAST my guy???

[mrwhiffy]

Mark: This is a bucket
Viewers: Dear God
Mark: Theres more
Viewers: No

[sophisticatedPJs]

"Let's see if there are any children that have been drowned in the bottom of the well and are now cursed to roam the world eternally"


Wait till this man discovers the drowned

[julianjpantoja]

Mark while crafting buckets:
“Did you do it?”
“Yes”
“What did it cost?”
“48 iron”

[editsect.]

Mark: THE WELL HAS WATER!!!
Also Mark: **uses water from the lake 25 feet away to fill the well**

[hyenagamer]

“I will avoid square shapes, 90 degree angles are the devil”

Have you seen the game you’re playing

[stxreotypical]

Mark: exploring well Enderman: *seductively* hey

[irakanaya]

Farmiplier: "90 degrees angle are the devil"
Every single minecraft block: *cries*

[theturtleoftheopera]

"Hey, have you ever gotten possessed or hypnotized?"

*" I made 16 buckets out of all my iron. "*

[michaxl.]

"I shot for the moon and landed in a well."
- Markiplier 2k20

[walkermcmullin]

"90 degree angles are the devil!"
-he says in a game where everything is squares

[Lyree]

Mark, playing a game that is entirely made out of square shapes: "I'm gonna try to avoid square shapes".

[williambutcher]

Markiplier then: I have 5 ovens!

Markiplier now: I have 16 buckets!